Squeaks points out that he was like greased lightning compared to Tosh on one particular account, but on that same account (the pub) I did the entire pub front while he was doing the paintshop, which is a fairly small shop opposite opposite the Kings head that he said he cleaned.
It is perhaps a little unfair to compare how quickly Tosh did an account he's never done before to one that Squeaks does every 2 weeks.
and of course every time Roger brags about how much quicker he than some guy using WFP he puts himself up there to be shot at.
It was his constant claims that he is quuicker than WFP that first stung me into offering him the chance to prove it.
Ditto on a trad challenge to clean a single large pane of glass.
PJ is right of course...threads often go off course, and at times the Chepstow three are at fault (although if you check out the back pages you will find I've always stayed on topic and done my best to offer good advice before I veer away off course)
But also, as we are so very local to one another, any false claims can be called to account, or, if only Squeaks would have the nerve to take up the challenge, to either prove or disprove the fact that WFP can
indeed be the equal of Trad and
can be done faster and
doesn't always leave spots.
Squeaks being the forums most rabid WFP hater is the perfect person to use, if either Tosh or myself were to be wrong in whatever our claims are then Squeaks could shout it from the rooftops to all and sundry.
If he is right that WFP leaves spots all the time, then he can hark back to the fact that even when we were trying our best not to leave spots or do a poor job we couldn't manage it.
claims of being faster than Trad on a straight forward semi??
Once more he could put us in our place and deride other's claims of speed from a position of authority.
So when Squeaks comes out with a false statement, like; 'I've got nothing to prove.

My methods are already proven, and accepted by everyone as the best.
At the moment he can be taken to task over it, because it sure as hell has not been proven.
but unfortunately he isn't prepared to stand up and be counted, I'm saying he has got something to prove...his above statement for one thing!
And I get up early and can't stop myself waffling on and on

Only stopping when I have to go to work....which is now

Ian