[gary999]

dont know why you all keep going on about him,no doubt
you are only inflaming the ego of some teenager who is to terrified
to leave his bedroom and lives his whole life through his computer.

bit of a non entity really

oh yeah ive only had clean egg off once,down stairs window
soaked with wfp then scraped it off didnt charge extra

[Craig 72]

This thread has cracked me up.There seriously was a bloke on here who used to dish out advice but then admitted he wasn't a window cleaner?I wish I was around when he was demasked,I bet there was untold fun and games.I've been on the pull before and pretended to be a lion tamer but I've never heard of anyone trying to gain prestige by pretending to be a window cleaner.

[DaveG]

Hey Craig i bet that g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-e-a-t!

[leapstallbuildings]

I only clean them off if they are free range.  I don't believe in handling eggs from caged hens.

[Craig 72]

Hey Craig i bet that g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-e-a-t!

Ha ha.Yeah I've been a lion tamer,dolphin trainer and stunt pilot in my time.Good times.Never got anywhere mind you,I used to get blown out more times than a wind sock.

[simon knight]

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somebody's bored

Yep   Worse still there's a bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge that keeps winking at me. By 12.30 my alcoholic tendancies will crush my will-power

[cozy]

just do it. you know you want to.

then put jeremy kyle on the telly and see the future

I think some of my custies should be on Jeremy Kyle. By the way, I don't charge extra for eggs or bird poo on glass. 

[simon knight]

just do it. you know you want to.

then put jeremy kyle on the telly and see the future

I think some of my custies should be on Jeremy Kyle. By the way, I don't charge extra for eggs or bird poo on glass. 

I've (very) occassionally watched the Jeremy Kyle show...he must scour the land to find these fat, spotty, foul-mouthed, uneducated, drug taking, alcoholic, unwashed filth.

[Oakley Windows]

This thread has cracked me up.There seriously was a bloke on here who used to dish out advice but then admitted he wasn't a window cleaner?I wish I was around when he was demasked,I bet there was untold fun and games.I've been on the pull before and pretended to be a lion tamer but I've never heard of anyone trying to gain prestige by pretending to be a window cleaner.

This is him, came by the name of Davo, but reckoned he was actually called Mark. Very similiar posting style to you-know-who


http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=13094

Check out his posts, from the first posts right the way through he never once recounted a window cleaning work event.


I used to tell 'em I was a pilot btw

[cozy]

Matt, pilot, I mean come on Self employed pilot? Did you tell 'em you had your own plane?

[Neil Williams]

I have one customer who has his own helecopter and another who is a pilot.
Shame they didn't use those lines when finding wives