[Oakley Windows]

Matt, pilot, I mean come on Self employed pilot? Did you tell 'em you had your own plane?

Cant remember, alcohol had a lot to do with it

[cozy]

I have one customer who has his own helecopter and another who is a pilot.
Shame they didn't use those lines when finding wives 

Hmmm, wonder if it worked for Matt. I think that's a really silly thing to do Matt, pretending to be something you're not : By the way mate, do you go in other forums and spout about what a day you had at the airport? 

Anyway, got to go now, I have to post a few lines in another forum. Surgeons reunited, got a big OP on Monday

[martinsadie]

Cozy any chance of doing my hernia been waiting since march now its end of september at the earlist 

[cozy]

Yes mate, have you under the knife and out the door before NWH has  4 houses done with PVC frames no probs

[martinsadie]

Yes mate, have you under the knife and out the door before NWH has  4 houses done with PVC frames no probs

what about keyhole 

[cozy]

Never use 'em mate, just a big knife

[martinsadie]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

[cozy]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner

[Oakley Windows]

lmao

particularly @ mong 

[martinsadie]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner

Ewan 

[cozy]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner

Ewan 

Hang on, I'll have a look.................... yeah, how did you know?

[Oakley Windows]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner

Ewan 

Hang on, I'll have a look.................... yeah, how did you know?

You mean? You mean? You mean......he's not a window cleaner?

Heavens above, what is he then ?

[martinsadie]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner

Ewan 

Hang on, I'll have a look.................... yeah, how did you know?

educated guess 

[Oakley Windows]

Hey Davo, why is that youve deleted a number of your original posts under the alterego identity that you come on here, where you are known as Ewan, about how little experience you have in the window cleaning game?

[cozy]

think ill wait for the nhs then,few weeks off in winter 

Get back to you later Stan, got some mong on the other forum recons he is a window cleaner
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Well I suppose if your right that’s OK, but if you are wrong you’re just proving you are a complete numpty   

EH?

[Oakley Windows]

He's got his interweb pages confused and posted in the wrong topic on the wrong forum completely, that bit about you being wrong was probably to do with the ' psychophrenic and multiple personality/job/career disorder combined with irrational and social paranoia' thread he's participating in on the mental health forum.

[cozy]

Eh?, I thought he cleaned egg off glass for 35 quid a shot?

[cozy]

Eh?, I thought he cleaned egg off glass for 35 quid a shot?

What he is trying to say cozy, is you are a numpty but don’t worry so is he.

It’s over complicated because he an expert in everything   

No need to resort to abuse Ewan, nobody swore, or had a go directly at you. This forum is all about helping people with advice. Sometimes a little banter, don't take it all personally, just because you aren't a window cleaner doesn't mean your input isn't valuable. It's just nobody takes you seriously anymore. Probably because it's obvious that you are a prat

[cozy]

Looks like Ewans posts are getting deleted 

Because abuse is uncalled for. Give a man enough rope....... don't matter who protects him.

[Oakley Windows]

Thats the one