[YWCS]

A guy who used to work for me (left due to serious illness) lives across the road from our lasses grandad. the other day he went over and cleaned his front window cos some kids had thrown eggs at it. whilst he was talking to the old boy he found out that he had a window cleaner but he had told him he couldn't get the egg off, so he had left that window!!!

[Mike_G]

I would like to say unbelievable but that really does not surprise me. I hope the old boy boots this guy into touch..

[Window Washers]

I charge extra for egg on windows, as it buggers all ya stuff up

[ronnie paton]

i would charge extra it will take longer, just like cleaning after building work.

[JSMC]

how the hell can ye charge extra? yer paid a set fee to clean the windows.

[[GQC] Tim]

You know what? I've actually never cleaned off egg of a window! Must be a good neighborhood around here! Wonder if soaking it with wfp first, then do all the other windows would work. Otherwise scraper will do fine.

[ftp]

Egg on window?

Egg on toast for me in the morning. 

[ronnie paton]

how the hell can ye charge extra? yer paid a set fee to clean the windows.

i call it maintenace, i maintain the windows(regular cleaning) now if it takes more than a maintenace clean ie first clean or after a builder i may charge more depending on custmomer and time taken......thats how

[BORBRYCE]

Hardened egg on glass will take forever to get off, it will give you the boak because of the vile stink when it softens, there is almost nothing worse than egg to clean of glass. Then when you have been daft enough to have done it, your equipment will be covered in the smelly awfull stuff. Charge more and explain youv not priced enough  to clean that stuff. You will regret it if you dont.

[weetot]

I cleaned a hell of a lot of eggs off windows when the miners strike was on, I never charged extra but it stunk the high heavens, and had to change me scraper blade alot.

Aye there were no reach & wash in them days........... I think I'll have a Worther's Original and get meself away for an early night

[martinsadie]

I charge extra for egg on windows, as it buggers all ya stuff up

Are you pulling my chain?
 

dont take much for Ian to bump up the price 

[martinsadie]

how the hell can ye charge extra? yer paid a set fee to clean the windows.

thats how i look at the job,only time i refused to clean a window was when vomit was all over it and it had come from the inside

[martinsadie]

what about bird crap? is that extra too?

is for Ian 

[tomy jackson]

that sick stinks dont it 

[ftp]

I charge extra if I have to switch my water on.

[martinsadie]

that sick stinks dont it 

it had been on for over a week so no smell ,just set on ,told his mum why i missed it and he had it cleaned off on my next visit  

[ronnie paton]

You big set of puffs!!

Never heard so much bollox over a foookin' egg!!

It's an egg, E-G-G. EGG! Clean it off or p off. That's the response you'd get from me if you tried to charge me more!

this is the reaction you get when people do something different, if that was your attituide you would of been dumped ages ago.......simples

i clean windows if they have upset some one enough to get there windows egged then sort it them selves or pay extra(espeicially if its stuck up gob pooe customer)

[lovewindows]

I clean windows, most 99% of the time it's easy , egg bird crap etc JFDI , girl thingys

[Tim82]

sometimes they put super-glue in the egg with a syringe so it's impossible to get off!!

[macmac]

"who's that coming up the drive with a chemical warfare suit on?"

"Oh, it's just the window cleaner, we've a drop of yolk on one of the windows"!