[simon knight]

Is that why they call you Slash?

[Slash]

 

[simon knight]

Thought that would appeal

[landy2]

i just pee up the front door like a tom cat

[davids3511]

Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.

[bad trippy]

way back in the 80s i helped my now ex father in law out on his round, it was nearing christmas and he was behind with his work so i offered to help him for a day as my work was up together. We were working on this really nice new estate when my father in law decided he needed a poo, he went behind a bush in this custys garden dropped his pants and done the biz, man i couldnt belive what i was seeing dirty sod, im so glad it wasnt on my round and any of my custies

[martinsadie]

Recently I was really desperate to defecate and I ended up doing it in the car.  I wore rubber gloves and put lots of paper down but I would not recommend it. 

God ive never been that desperate

[pingu]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

[martinsadie]

Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.

it was RWC 

[lee_dewing]

i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am

[martinsadie]

i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am

i always visit the crapper before i set off in a morning 

[dai]

i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am

That's exactly what I do too, don't waste it though, take it home and pour it on the compost, finest thing going for good compost.
I once had a young guy helping me out, he dumped behind a customers shed, he did it in a carrier bag and disposed of it later.

[Martin-Swinscoe]

i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am

i always visit the crapper before i set off in a morning 

me too 

[R W C]

Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.

it was RWC 

No i dont use scrims stan i just put the jets on and give it a rinse.

Chris

[john tomkins]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Tupperware container will keep it fresh

[NWH]

Your not a proper window cleaner until you`ve had to have a POO in the spare bucket in the back of the van,well what are you supposed to do when your miles from anywhere without a toilet in site lol.

[jouk45]

here you are folks,  thought i would share this with you
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

[Wrekin C S]

here you are folks,  thought i would share this with you
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

lol no way some funny but disturbing posts there - I could never do a dump in someones garden or even in my van!

[sparklebright]

In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!' 

[SherwoodCleaningSe]

In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!' 

In that case you should use an asda's.