[Dave Turley]

I use a bottle in the van or a sly one round the back of a custies house if I think I can get away with it.... i've nearly been caught a couple of  times!

re no.2's, once or twice in the morning and that usually does me. if not, there's always a supermarket / mcdonalds / library / doctors about somewhere!

a friend of a friend once did a no.2 in the bottom of a plant pot and put the plant back in on top of it! genius!

[karygate]

i have a porta loo in the back of my trailer and used to think it was primitive now i know i must be upper class

[AuRavelling79]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's???

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ?? 

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics!

[elite mike]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's???

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ?? 

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics!

does it begin with W , very disturbing

[cozy]

...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already

How would you manage to poo in a bottle??

[Oakley Windows]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's???

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ?? 

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics!

does it begin with W , very disturbing

What and end in anking? Surely not

[mark dew]

How else can we claim our patch?   
I'm a rural cleaner anyway and will take a pee behind a hedge between jobs. (That is window cleaning jobs by the way.) 
 

[Window Washers]

...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already

How would you manage to poo in a bottle??

Drink a lot of Pure Orange Juice I guess 

[simon knight]

...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already

How would you manage to poo in a bottle??

Drink a lot of Pure Orange Juice I guess 

A funnel and a stick usually does the trick. Mind you when I've had the mutton vindaloo and 6 pints of Stella the stick is surplus to requirements

Look this entire thread is becoming disgusting...it's not raining so go out and do some graft instead of indulging in on-line toilet humour

[cozy]

Not going out today mate, got the screaming poos! I ain't got a bottle either

[davids3511]

Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.

it was RWC 

No i dont use scrims stan i just put the jets on and give it a rinse.

Chris

Ah, a portable bidet. Good thinking.

[Dave Turley]

Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's???

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ?? 

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics!

does it begin with W , very disturbing

What and end in anking? Surely not

HAHAHAHA LMAO!

I was thinking the same thing.....

this thread is ACE!   

[sparklebright]

In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!' 

In that case you should use an asda's.

I thought asda's was 'rollback' don't like the sound of that 

[pjulk]

This is what you need.

[SherwoodCleaningSe]

This is what you need.

Make sure you don't get it muddled up with your back pack.

Simon.

[Window Washers]

This is what you need.

lol maybe that could be used in peoples marketing, Our window cleaners will not pee in your garden like others, they each have there own onboard pant toilets 

[elite mike]

classic