About six months ago I get this call from Mrs. T - who has been told that I'm a good window cleaner by one of my customers (the blind one who can't see the mess I leave LOL) - and she (Mrs. T) hasn't seen her window cleaner for six months etc.
So I tool on round and see a small modern detached brown upvc and small conservatory and say £15 per month or £25 every two months you choose. She goes for the £15 and off we go.
First time - happy bunny!
Second time she says:-
"There were some spots on the bottom of the pane above the conservatory"
I say "Yes it's a bit tight getting the brush there over the conservatory roof finials, but it didn't get done at all when your w/c on ladders did it"
Third time - husband pays - happy bunny
Fourth time - (Really hot day) "Can you do the roof of the conservatory?"
I charge £35 including the house (way too cheap I know) and 45 mins later I've got my hand out.
"That's very expensive, I'm shocked" she says.
"No, that's very reasonable" says I
"I'll have to pay by cheque then" (like I'm some rag it and run, giz the cash merchant)
"Fine, it all goes the same way" says me.
I bite my tongue as her adult mentally-disabled daughter is stood alongside her but made a mental note not to take any more nonsense.
Today I go round, ring bell no reply, check side gate is unlocked and I start the front. Top fronts done, go back to do bottoms and she's there waving her arms at me like a demented windmill.
Out she comes - "No, no I phoned to say I didn't want you this time as I'm on holiday next week."
Me "Oh, I didn't get the message, who did you speak to?"
Her "No-one, there was no reply."
Me (Incredulous look on my face) "How was I supposed to know, then? - and besides I don't work on that basis."
Her (Sour faced) "Well I don't want it done now"
Me (Slightly irate and stiffly polite) "Well I've done the front, I can finish the house or you can settle up now for what I've done."
She pays me for the front only and says (like she's doing me a favour)
"I'll call you after I get back off holiday."
Me (Forced smile) "You don't seem to understand, Mrs T. - I'm not ever coming back! Good day to you, madam!"
Her (As I get to the end of her path) "And you mind my flowers!"
Me (Turning on heel and calling forcefully so that the neighbours can hear)
"Mrs. T., You needn't worry as I will never darken your doorstep again - I don't deal with unreasonable customers!"
Went round the corner to my next customer, neighbour comes out - big 3 bed semi £20 - new customer! You win some and you win some!