[captain lard]

...ever since I have started doing this my mates are all nudge nudge wink wink,bet you see some sights etc but I havent had anything to get excited about in terms of sightings of lovely ladies or anything at all of a saucy nature,a lot of my customers are elderly ladies who luckily for me seem to love me for keeping there windows and frames in good clean nick.
Has anyone any lurid stories or anything titilating?If I am out of order asking this please just ignore it and accept my apologies for asking. 

[dave0123]

hahaha! no  u can allways hope but u never see nothing like that just the same sex : no seriously u dont really see stuff like that well i havent anyway, just a man on a toilet! which i quicly walked away  and left that window to last lmao.

Dave

[captain lard]

Oh dear,lol,thats awful but I was wondering today if its a myth. I havent seen anything though and thought its probably not at all true.

[macc]

I wish.

This year two men naked, not good. No females to date.  

Last year 1  . She is about 20, looks fantastic with her cloths on. She knew i was on my way cause i had done next door & must of seen & herd the ladders. Did the front then the sides so she knew by now i was there, went round the back & there she was sun bathing with only skimpy thong on   . WOWWWWW.

I appologized & said i would come back  : ( picking my tounge up & putting my eyes back in) but was told to carry on. I dont need telling twice.  

I felt bad being paid, was happy to clean the windows for free.

Macc

[captain lard]

Wow,thats a bit better,I found a fat bloke sunbathing in July which upset me to be honest,did she pay you in her thong?

[Sir Squeaky]

I was in one of my customers bedrooms doing the insides the other day when she proceded to get changed in front of me.
Right down to underwear too.

Kind of hard to keep looking at her face as I was talking to her.....

[captain lard]

Hells bells,do you think there might have been an ulterior motive or was she just totally unashamed!!
I would have been the same mind,loked anywhere  but where I wanted.

[Sir Squeaky]

Just totally unashamed I think!

Husband was downstairs though.
Could have looked bad either way....

[macc]

Sorry Jack if i offended you, i removed it. It was only ment as a joke
.

Macc

[jeff1]

there she was sun bathing with only skimpy thong on   . WOWWWWW.

Macc

lol Macc this is why I called myself Reflections the things you see behind you when you cleaning the windows.  

Two weeks ago an OAP, bloomers on and the biggest pair of thingys I have ever seen down to her knee's ugrrrrr

[captain lard]

macc I dont think you were out of line there mate just having a giggle,pirate jack I think you were a bit prissy there mate but each to there own.

[JM123]

caught a guy breaking into a car, thats about it, I'm a local hero now

thing is I thought it was his car, was going to give him a hand then he ran off!!  ooppss!

[captain lard]

I think you need to go and do a bit of pirating and stuff maybe,maybe a bit more rum?

[captain lard]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!!

[Ian_Giles]

This is descending into one line replies.
It is just about ok I think to respond to the original question with a few anecdotes of the sights you have seen over the years, but if you simply respond with smiley faces or one line banter then the thread will be moderated in some fashion.

Ian

[captain lard]

Well it was fine till the pirate sailed in and hi-jacked it and he didnt even have a story to contribute but fair enough Ian. 

[captain lard]

Have you just deleted your posts on this thread pirate jack? You offered no advice and werent insulted,if anything you got a bit naughty but never mind eh.

[Ian_Giles]

I am having a watching brief on this one!
I hope that genuine window cleaning anecdotes will be acceptable, any genuine complaints however will leave me no option but to lock it.

I don't want to though, as not all of us visit the 'any other business section' regularly and there is no reason that we can't have a lighthearted topic now and then.
After all, it does concern the things we see and experience on our rounds.

so far I've read nothing I would consider remotely pornographic, I'd have deleted any reply instantly had I done so.
Porn isn't welcome anywhere on the forum either by the way, including the 'Any Other Business' section

Now for myself I've experienced quite a few things, one embarrassing one was while I was cleaning a bathroom window, crouched down on an old sloping roof.
While I was focused on the job in hand, the customers hand appeared at the window (male customer) and grabbed the toilet roll that was placed there...
Oops
My eyes re-focused to take in the inside of the bathroom, only to see the customer sat on the loo right in front of me doing a job of his own  
He hadn't gone in there while I was cleaning the window, I'd just happened to start cleaning it whilst his 'job' was in progress
Watching him wipe his bum was not intentional I promise you
No way could I collect the money for that account, I sent one of the lads working for me at the time to collect it!
Being typically British, not a thing was mentioned about the incident...it never happened :

Ian

[captain lard]

I merely suggested that this kind of topic, in my humble opinion, would be better suited to the "Chat" section.
I have seen moderators lock and delete threads like this before for that reason.
But even moderators can be inconsistent!  Because it has "window cleaner" in the topic it passes!  Or perhaps the mod would like to read some confessions.

This section is usually strictly for exchanging advice and ideas and helping the trade.
Sorry for interfering.

Jack - you took umbrage at a comment made by macc which I thought was a bit  OTT and said so,you have removed your posts from last night(never a good sign and does not show you in a good light despite your comments now trying to seem what you werent last night) and I cant recall you saying this should be in Chat,if it should be then fair enough it will be up to the mods but I think your appearance on the thread has only caused bother when there was nothing to get upset about.

[Cleaner Windows]

i went dropping flyers through letterboxes in a place near my old village. the flyers had my phone number on for obvious reasons i dropped quite a few flyers through and decided that was enough for the day and got in my car to drive to a different area to do some window cleaning. 10 minutes down the road and i got a text message from an unknown mobile No :S
I cant tell you exactly what the message said because ian giles will defo remove it lol
but it basically said she'd been watching me and thought i looked tasty(strange girl;) )
she said i could clean her insides any time!! pervy lol
then went on to say what she would like to do to me and what she would like me to do to her etc. we went on to have the old text sex thing quite a bit.....then i found out she was involved with someone the whole time, and had 3 kids!!
she moved to the village where i lived tho,with her man and kids!! this made it slighty awkward for me lol.
she was a nice looking girl tho.blonde and boobs etc etc

other than that thats the only pervy type of thing thats happened whilst w/cing...ooh hang on..apart from seing a naked man who waved to me through the window on his way to the bathroom