I am having a watching brief on this one!
I hope that genuine window cleaning anecdotes will be acceptable, any genuine complaints however will leave me no option but to lock it.
I don't want to though, as not all of us visit the 'any other business section' regularly and there is no reason that we can't have a lighthearted topic now and then.
After all, it does concern the things we see and experience on our rounds.
so far I've read nothing I would consider remotely pornographic, I'd have deleted any reply instantly had I done so.
Porn isn't welcome anywhere on the forum either by the way, including the 'Any Other Business' section
Now for myself I've experienced quite a few things, one embarrassing one was while I was cleaning a bathroom window, crouched down on an old sloping roof.
While I was focused on the job in hand, the customers hand appeared at the window (male customer) and grabbed the toilet roll that was placed there...
Oops
My eyes re-focused to take in the inside of the bathroom, only to see the customer sat on the loo right in front of me doing a job of his own
He hadn't gone in there while I was cleaning the window, I'd just happened to start cleaning it whilst his 'job' was in progress
Watching him wipe his bum was not intentional I promise you
No way could I collect the money for that account, I sent one of the lads working for me at the time to collect it!
Being typically British, not a thing was mentioned about the incident...it never happened :
Ian