most hilarious thread ever!
I think for guild membership, you should have to agree to Lee living with you in your house for a week. He will watch you eat, to make sure you have nice table manners. He will make note of the TV shows you watch, to make sure your viewing habits are appropriate (by his standards).
He will make a note of what time you go to bed, how much alcohol you drink and how you treat your wife and children.
He will also inspect your internet browser history to make sure you meet his standards.
And he will watch you clean windows, as he is the supreme expert of the world in all matters of window cleaning and a technique is only permissible if he says so.
If I was a member of the guild, I would now leave it since a muppet is now in charge.