Mossy, shut up and get back to what you're good at - go and roger the cabin boy
Simons right he's getting a kicking for passing out work ( and however much he makes on it, thats your look out) If Southampton wasn't a 7 hour drive I'd think about it as well, not like january is the busiest month.Beside I think he has a certain "Aurora" about him, http://www.pocruises.com/Cruise-Ships/Aurora/Ship-Webcams/
Simon you talk like you are some sort of saint offering work out because you are such a helpful guy, you are asking for help on a big job the fact it is work for other carpet cleaners is just a side benefit,