yesterday ,a wide-boy chancer (that id previously dropped ) approached me-
"Hello lads ,how you doing, my gran needs a windie, can you go look at her place but you must tell me the price and LIAiSE with me only, as she is very deaf and if you approach her from behind she will turn and punch you ,you will go down i promise you ....shes done it before and she will do it again"
YEAH RIGHT