How to find / keep a reliable window cleaner.Agree a frequency and price and stick to it. Pay rather more than you would expect. If yours is a ground floor Victorian gaff then it will likely have big windows that are sliding sash and a bit ropey on the frames. Not a pleasant job. So think in terms of a tenner rather than a fiver. Every 8 weeks is fine.
Some do's.Say "Hi, Mike (Fred, Shirley or whatever) how are you?"
Say "I'm making a brew do you want one?"
Say "I'll pay you now and let you get on." (Or "I've got no cash but I'll pay you online today.)
Be friendly polite and quick in your dealings with the windy. We like FPQ and respond similarly.
Make a parking space available if you are in a difficult to park area.
Some don't evers.Say "leave it this time please" when windy turns up and is ready to go.
Say "I don't like all that water on the floor" when he uses wfp.
Say "I'm on holiday next time so leave it next month".
Faff about getting your cheque book and keep the windy waiting.
Say "Can you come back later/ at 3.30/ next Wednesday."
Pay late.
Ask for the inside kitchen window to be done for free.
Expect paint spots to be removed free because you haven't got the painter/yourself to do a good job.
Ditto Fence paint overspray.
Ditto Sealant on the glass
Ditto Sellotape residue from when you left a sign for the last "unreliable" windy saying don't clean this time the Martians might be coming for tea.
Say "My dog goes mental when you call so only call on the fifth Monday in Julember at 6 pm when I take him for walkies."
If there is a genuine problem start with:-"I hope you don't mind me mentioning it but ...""
"Confidentially, I'm afraid I'm having money problems and ..." (not let the windy clean for three months and then stiff him when you get chucked out by the landlord)
A bit tongue in cheek but I hope we understand one another ...
