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amayze

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Incredible !!
« on: February 16, 2010, 09:31:47 pm »
One of my wife's (and custy) popped over for a cuppa on Sunday afternoon. Said to me ' Oh, guess what? last night, about 9.30pm, a man knocked at my door and asked if I wanted a local window cleaner!'

Q. Who goes canvassing at 9.30pm on a Saturday night?

Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle

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Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 09:59:34 pm »
One of my wife's (and custy) popped over for a cuppa on Sunday afternoon

how many wifes do you have  :o     ;D

amayze

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Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 10:03:20 pm »
Oppps.....I think I missed the word friend out !!


Ian Mason

Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 10:12:35 pm »
Oppps.....I think I missed the word friend out !!



So what you saying One of my friends wife's (and custy) popped over for a cuppa on Sunday afternoon.

Does your wife & friend know this? ;D

Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 10:22:10 pm »
No!

He's saying whilst he was out canvassing at 9.30 one night a friendly customer, of his, came round for a cuppa and knocked his wife up.

I think.

Ian Mason

Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 10:23:33 pm »
No!

He's saying whilst he was out canvassing at 9.30 one night a friendly customer, of his, came round for a cuppa and knocked his wife up.

I think.
;D ;D ;D

wfp master

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Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 10:49:50 pm »
One of my wife's (and custy) popped over for a cuppa on Sunday afternoon. Said to me ' Oh, guess what? last night, about 9.30pm, a man knocked at my door and asked if I wanted a local window cleaner!'

Q. Who goes canvassing at 9.30pm on a Saturday night?
someone with to many wifes. :)

Perfect Vision

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Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2010, 11:40:46 pm »
No!

He's saying whilst he was out canvassing at 9.30 one night a friendly customer, of his, came round for a cuppa and knocked his wife up.

I think.
classic!  ;D

amayze

  • Posts: 341
Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 09:34:21 am »
Ah geez, and I thought it would be safe to go out with John Terry being in Dubai and all !!


Ian Mason

Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 09:52:50 am »
Ah geez, and I thought it would be safe to go out with John Terry being in Dubai and all !!



What are doing in Dubai with John Terry? ;D

Ian_Giles

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Re: Incredible !!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2010, 09:55:58 am »
Back on topic please.
Jokes are fine but any more and I'll have to move to the relevant section....

Ian
Ian. ISM CLEANING SERVICES

AuRavelling79

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Re: Incredible !! New
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2010, 09:57:04 am »
Funny old world isn't it? About two years ago when we got the latest family shed I put the previous family shed (an old Rover 600) in the "trade-it" on line at £155 o.n.o. as a  runner but really for spares or repairs basis but it had about three months MOT.

No takers for a week but then a geezer phones me up at 11.30pm and asks if it's still for sale and "does it start and drive? "

I bit my tongue and said yeah and he said I'll come and get it now. I said it's too late etc, come 1st thing in the morning.

6 am he's there cash in hand with a mate; I get a reluctant (turned out to be false) signature on the "logbook", £155 cash and no haggling.

Two days later the law phone up as my car has "been involved in an incident and where were you at 3am this morning? And didn't you sell that a bit cheap?" - "What would you pay for an L reg Rover?" I ask the WPC who says "point taken".

Fortunately my sale was kosher but the guy gave a false name so what the incident was I have no idea!

Modified to add: Hi Ian; raining in Chepstow too, eh? ;D Hope I'm on topic as I'm supporting the incredulity of the "How late do people call?" topic. I hope you agree the link is not too tenuous. Mmmmm, I like purple and I'm going to use it for all side-comments to moderators from now on!  ;D
It's a game of three halves!