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The Jester of Wibbly

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Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« on: January 12, 2010, 07:46:43 pm »

Do you have any ????

It's that time of the year to come clean and and get it off your chest !
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gewindows

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 07:47:56 pm »
Yea I missed a bathroom window once but still charged her.

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andyatkinson

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 07:49:52 pm »
i wee'd in the snow :)
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gewindows

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 07:50:43 pm »
Yea, but did you charge her?  ;)
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stephen s

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 07:50:54 pm »
one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger,  I said yes please just one,   but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in


she still gives me a strange look even today  ;D ;D ;D
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Pureandclean

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 08:38:36 pm »
When customers make me a cup of tea, I only drink half of it, and then pour the other half down the drain. :-X :o
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ccmids

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 08:45:46 pm »
i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought
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Simon@ Clearview contractors

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 09:01:46 pm »
Quote from: ccmids on January 12, 2010, 08:45:46 pm
i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought

 :o :o :o :o

HAHAHA! :-*
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ccmids

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 09:09:54 pm »
custy called me 2/3 years ago , she sacked him and called me , swear to god that s what she told me :)
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Londoner

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 09:33:49 pm »
I have nearly been caught taking a leak several times. Its murder right now, the steam is a dead give away.
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Rob.Hall

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 10:06:35 pm »
lol Vince!
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s.hughes

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 10:10:20 pm »
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
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ccmids

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 10:12:50 pm »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Handyman Window Cleaning Services

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 10:23:50 pm »
Quote from: stephen s on January 12, 2010, 07:50:54 pm
one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger,  I said yes please just one,   but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in


she still gives me a strange look even today  ;D ;D ;D

milk in earl gray  ???     was that a distarction so you could get more sugur  ;D
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Stephen C Brophy

GBWWFC

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 10:55:25 pm »
Quote from: Steve H on January 12, 2010, 10:10:20 pm
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.

superb.... pmsl
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jeff1

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 11:35:03 pm »
Quote from: Steve H on January 12, 2010, 10:10:20 pm
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
Mine was worse than that  :o
Got Caught short, so I popped behind the shed for a leak, the gentleman that I am (shut up you lot lol) I faced the hedge and began to have a pee, next thing I knew I was flung backwards against the shed with a bang, I'd only just pee's onto an electric cattle fence  :'(  :'(
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geefree

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Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 11:58:53 pm »
i did a pee whilst cleaning downstairs window round the back .... no one was home...

the trick is to carry on washing the window.... ha ha... it all mixes in nicely then..

ooops.  :o
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ccmids

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2010, 07:42:24 am »
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
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s.hughes

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2010, 07:57:12 am »
Quote from: ccmids on January 13, 2010, 07:42:24 am
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
Be the same as wfp
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gewindows

Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2010, 07:58:38 am »
Quote from: ccmids on January 13, 2010, 07:42:24 am
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D

Tell them they have a leaking 'down-pipe'
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