[ccmids]

yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them

[s.hughes]

yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them

only to find they really did and call you back!!

[dave f]

i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments tough if you want a tom tit 

[elite mike]

i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments tough if you want a tom tit 

what no spare bucket

[Frankybadboy]

i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments tough if you want a tom tit 

well you always got a spare drink if needed

[dazmond]

about 15 years ago(not long after starting on my own) a custy came over to ask me to clean hers and when i got round the back the flat roof looked dodgy!anyway i was a bit stupid in them days and didnt want to disappoint a new custy so i tells her i will not be held responsible if i fall through ur roof! :oshe said"my husbands been up there loads of times!youll be fine etc" : :

i climbs on the roof and one foot goes straight through and through the kitchen ceiling!as im trying to lift myself out my other foot goes through as well.it was like something out of a carry on film!

she wasnt best pleased and i beat a hasty retreat without getting paid.i still clean windows opp her house but shes never asked me back.very strange!

[Slash]

I've never done anything too bad,I have often been bursting fot a p1ss and done it against the bush or in flower pots while cleaning the window but thats about it,there was a video on Youtube once of a trad window cleaner doing a poo at the side of a customers house and wiping with the scrim,it could be on there still,somebody was taking footage of his garden upstairs when this incident caught his eye and decided to broadcast it on Youtube ,was it anybody on here by any chance
I have a customer who told me she caught the last WC having a jimmy lank,she went back into the house in disgust and the WC never asked for payment,he never returned,I wonder why
To this day she won't tell me who it was 

[dazmond]

i think all of us have taken a leak at the back of a custys house in the back drain.at least twice a day for me!of course make sure their out.ive never been caught in 16 years!

as for having a tom tit thats just wrong!theres always one complete arsehole! :

[scud]

  I got a suggestive offer from a customer yesterday, and also 2 years ago I got a very enjoyable xmas tip

[weetot]

Try carrying a petrol canister in back of van, thats my toilet, that is. ( though i don't use it for No: 2's)

[Ross G]

dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back  wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van.

[weetot]

dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back  wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van.

Shockin' toilet humour.....................i don't know what this forums coming to.

[The Jester of Wibbly]

there are a few to read through on here 

[LWC]

I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

[dazmond]

you will if your desperate sensai!nothing wrong with using the back grid(from the downpipe).i do it at least twice a day!actually i do it sometimes even if the custies in if their sat in the front room!never been caught in 16 years.time is money!havent got time for faffing about looking for a public toilet/pub toilet.unless i need a number 2 which is very rare in my work day.

i bet its a nightmare wfp!all that running water making you wanna go even more!!!

[AuRavelling79]

I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! 

[bad trippy]

I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! 

And there was me thinking it was a whiskey :

[mci services]

I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! 

And there was me thinking it was a whiskey :

and you would be wrong again whiskey is irish, grouse is scots so is whisky

[perfectpanesplymouth]

I have a pic of my brother (P@F) whilst he was taking a tom tit in the back of his van