[2cleanright]

Had v. posh custy who answered my knock on the front with a terse "tradesmen go round the back!" through the window!
Proceeded to back door, got frosty reception, but started cleaning upholstery as booked. She had only just left the room when i pulled the biggest purple vib*at*or you can imagine from back of sofa.
I was sorely tempted to stand it on her mantlepiece, but chickened out and stuffed it back where it came from.

Took cheque off her with a knowing smile though!

[clinton]

 

[murky]

Nice customer I worked for could be a pain in the @rse now and again but I kept going round as I got used to the agro.

Anyway went round there to do house as usual, did downstairs and before I went upstairs as a courtesy I said going up to do the bedrooms, carried on, vacced master bedroom carpet moved the bed across to get at the rest to find a vibe, gel and a strap on under the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a quick look but put it back under, went to the van to get some spotter etc, saw her go upstairs in a hurry. Went back upstairs and carried on cleaning carpet, moved bed back to find that the 'gear' had gone!!!!!!!!!!!

So she had realised that I had seen 'it' because the bed had moved and it wasnt where it should be.

So when I went to finish my tea and be paid, she knew that I knew that she knew I knew what she and her husband got up to, gel and all.

And yes I go back now and again but no toys to be found, but I havent looked in the wardrobe yet. Hee Hee.


Murky

[clinton]

Its always the more prim and proper type

Was going to print the words but wont lol

[M.Acorn]

Did a job today american forces custy,she turned up in a huge Dodge pickup truck,wearing sexy secatery outfit  .
I start work while she changed into a little top and jeans ( she was v v nice very fit and pretty,sort of carmen electra lokky likey ) she was cleaning the kitchen,everytime i went in there to fill the buckets up she was bending over scrubbing,had to avert my eyes as her thong was halfway up her back !
My wife used to work for her,so i was on my best behaviour !
And didn`t want her catching me leching at her

[clinton]

 

Nothing wrong with a letch

[Mike Osbourne]

Had v. posh custy who answered my knock on the front with a terse "tradesmen go round the back!" through the window!
Proceeded to back door, got frosty reception, but started cleaning upholstery as booked. She had only just left the room when i pulled the biggest purple vib*at*or you can imagine from back of sofa.
I was sorely tempted to stand it on her mantlepiece, but chickened out and stuffed it back where it came from.

Took cheque off her with a knowing smile though!

I'm suprised you found it too, cos by the way she spoke to you, you would think she had it stuck up her jacksy

I'd have got back in the van and drove off.