[Shaun_Ashmore]

Once cleaned a suite with fixed back cushions and at the top of the arm chair there was a big carving knife and a big roll of money, I did pass them to the owner just to say that I have cleaned it all.

Shaun

[daysdeepclean]

I've not come across anything like a "Ladies Friend" before... Some sexy lingerie once when I was cleaning a Friend of the family's bedroom, he hasn't even got a girlfriend :

[clinton]

 

[fenman]

I had an upholstery job a little while back and the lady said " sit down and have a cup of tea before you start ".
So I sat down in the kitchen and she sat in the chair next to mine.
After the usual chat about weather etc. she got all tearful and started telling me about how her husband who was a lot older than her had died a couple of months previous and how she missed him.
I made all the right sympathetic noises and then she started telling me about their sex life and how she missed it and that because he had been ill she had not had sex for months.
She moved her chair closer to mine and actually put her hand on my knee
I started to panic a bit and said that I really must start cleaning as I did not want to be late for my next job.
As I was cleaning the sofa she said " that looks like hot work , I don`t mind if you take your shirt off "
Cue another panic.
We men are all talk.
When we are down the pub we give it large about how we would shag anything with a pulse if it was offered but when you are actually in that situation it is quite scary.
We are also very vunerable because if she cried rape it would be her word against yours and she also has your address for the bunny boiling thing.
God I must be getting old.

[clinton]

She sounds scary

[Atlantic Cleaning]

I once opened a cupboard in a customers bedroom and there was a scull in there. That made me feel a little uncomfortable LOL

[daysdeepclean]

I'm assuming it wasn't a real skull???

[clinton]

 

[Atlantic Cleaning]

I am not 100% sure but I really think it was. I took some pics of it on my phone (I have since replaced) if I find the phone I will post the Pics. Got to say it made me a bit uneasy lol. It may have been all thats left of the old carpet cleaner lol

[clinton]

 

[Neil Williams]

We are also very vunerable because if she cried rape it would be her word against yours and she also has your address for the bunny boiling thing.
God I must be getting old.

Not getting old, just getting wise to the world.
When you're younger you'd read the situation as 'The world of porn visits me.' When you're older all you can see coming out of the situation is a court case or a mad crazed bunny boiler who will make the rest of your life a misery.
I've had the alcoholic lady out cold on the bed whilst I carried on around her, the porn under the sette and the partly dressed horror machine in one of the rooms for those with some mental problems. one or two have been a bit more friendlier than I would like my customers, but thankfully I've been spared the situation which is only going to end up in a break down of customer relations.

[daysdeepclean]

I am not 100% sure but I really think it was. I took some pics of it on my phone (I have since replaced) if I find the phone I will post the Pics. Got to say it made me a bit uneasy lol. It may have been all thats left of the old carpet cleaner lol

I think if I was in that situation, the "Splash & Dash" tecnique would have to used but without the "Splash" 

[clinton]

 

[derek west]

I once opened a cupboard in a customers bedroom and there was a scull in there. That made me feel a little uncomfortable LOL

under these circumstances you have to use your head
so its a no brainer really
derek

[Jim_77]

Make no bones about it, that customer had some skeletons in their closet!





TAXI!!

[derek west]

maybe the cleaner before was very forgetful and his head was loose. you know the old saying.
derek

[clinton]

Think i new the cleaner in the post he was very headstrong  :

[colin thomas]

a carpet cleaning friend of mine has a regular customer who according to him looks like anyones favourite nanny, all pinny and cake making, on about his 4th visit she asked him to include the bedroom carpet which he had never done before and on opening the wardrobe door so that he could clean the inch of carpet below it saw pinned onto the back of the door pictures of said nanny with husband doing very intimate things, he said he couldn't get the door shut quick enough and he could never look at her in the same light again!

colin   

[clinton]

 

[Matt Lindus]

OH THATS SICK MAN!
Imagine the family album, "That’s me and Dorothy having a cup of tea at Hornsey" "That’s me and the grand kids opening presents at Christmas" "And this is the coach trip to Guernsey" "Oh, and that’s me jolting our Sidney in the bath"!!

Matt