[daysdeepclean]

I know a lot of you would rather not say too much, but have you ever been cornered by a lusty custy?

I was doing a job for a lady who is locally known as the "Marsh Monster", not sure why (Yeah, right!) Anyway, I was pre spraying her bedroom carpet when she said "Oh, I wish you were my other half... you're lovely you are!"
I quickly said "Oh, my machine's making a funny noise" and darted out of the room. Thing is, the machine wasn't even switched on!

The last time I was there I took my jacket off and she said... "Oh, is rest coming off.....?" My machine started making that funnyy noise again strangely enough!

[mark_roberts]

Was she blind?

Just going by your pic.

Mark

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Say what's on your mind Mark!

Shaun

[daysdeepclean]

Was she blind?

Just going by your pic.

Mark

You must be a right boot Mark with not having a picture and all that

I've never really been able to tell if a bloke's good looking or not, that's a woman's job :

[mark shannon]

Some women like the Blues Brothers look Colin

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Perhaps she wanted you to see her rug Dr.

Shaun

[mark_roberts]

I tried to take a pic of myself and the camera broke.

Mark

[clinton]

Shaun

[Robert Watson]

Tidy lassie in the shower, wide door open   
I was 100% professional.
I have another one, but thats one for the pub. 

[richy27]

i am in trouble cause am so hot

[Ricky M]

erm well you must of been slightly flattered or you would of been far to ashamed to post it old boy .
Com on be honest did you line her with ur niner ??

you old dog

[Graeme@Access]

 

I have had a lassy in only a thong tell me what she does to guys she brings back from the pub and one lady say how lonely she gets at night while surveying a bedroom.

 

Graeme

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Once cleaned a bedroom carpet and the lady whose bedroom it was, was lying back on the bed completely naked whilst I cleaned the carpet around the bed

[daysdeepclean]

Some women like the Blues Brothers look Colin

Is that picture of you a photo fit from Crimewatch

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Well that silenced you lot!

What I said was the actual truth, but I didn't give you the full truth.

The house was one for people with special needs which I attend on a regular basis and this was a lady of indeterminate age, but definitely not young. She had this thing of not wearing clothes and in the meantime throwing food around in her room. If she had a strop on she wouldn't come out of her room.

So with one of the carers trying desperately to keep a blanket around her shoulders I got on with the cleaning.

Got to say it was one of the most fascinating carpets I have ever cleaned.........I couldn't take my eyes off it

[clinton]

 

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Once opened the door to a toilet and an old woman was sat on there quickly shut the door, also was cleaning a massive walk in wardrobe and was told to clean the centre of carpet as there were shoes and hand bags on the floor at either side of the centre, as I was cleaning with my wand I knocked the biggest vibrator I have ever seen out into the middle of the floor it made John Holmes look like a little boy!!I just kicked it back where it came from.

Shaun

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Shaun

Trust the walk in wardrobe didn't belong to the old lady on the toilet

[Shaun_Ashmore]

No but nothing you'd want to touch if you were that way inclined.

Shaun

[clinton]

Shaun

I did find a stash of poro mags and readers wifes under the suite i was cleaning :

Just like you shaun put them straight back