[cozy]

I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!

I don't get it 

What, was it a Revel then? 

oh my god!

[johns window kleen]

You soon pick up the ability to sniff out the real bankers in this world.

 Don't give em a second chance, cos their just a catologue of grief and excuses, get yer money if owed , move on and tell them their dumped.

[weetot]

I,ve had the custy who will see you next door doing theres and say'can you miss mine this time as it hasnt been raining since you did them last time'
For gods sake.......priceless.
Not any more though, she hasnt got any one to do them now....lol

[ZaNo]

Its a p take in my opinion its not like you'd say to someone that was for instance painting the walls in your house but werent contracted to do the roof n you say do the roof while your there for free

i had a woman say you do all the frames do you ''yes of course all your frames will be done along with the sills'' ''oh right and you will wipe the white facsia over hang on my downstairs windows yeah'' ''umm... i didnt say anything about wiping that down but ill do it the first time then thats it '' ''yeah ill tell u as n when to do it next yeah?'' ''yeeeah.. thats the one!''
Lol well she says she can get 2 other people in the street to join all £15 house anyway

[Niall McAllister]

I say,........ it wasnt a malteser, small brown, round get it.................................Oh I,ll get me coat then!
please yourselves!

I don't get it 

What, was it a Revel then? 

oh my god!

Oh it wasn't a coffee one was it?  I hate those ones, just nasty

[weetot]

Strawberry ones are worse mate, shockin, in a revel i'd say.