although if you put the same effort into marketing you would be better off.
Dave, this post has rankled me for some reason; maybe it sounds too off-the-cuff and arrogant.
I'm just trying to help, so why don't you do the same?
Why not start a new post helping us to market ourselves better?
You could title it, 'How to market yourself in fifteen minutes for £20'!
What's up Tosh? Didn't he pay out on THAT bet? 
That was funny; you were there, sat close to the bar and laughing like a hyena, I remember.
Dave would've coughed-up, but as you well know, I would've been a 'bad un' if I accepted the money; it would've been like robbing sweets from a toddler. You can't really hold someone to a £100 bet just because they've drank too much and are over-confident over something daft.
Thinking back, I should've made him donate it to a charity of my choice!

Shiner (Paul) when you get the chance, have a go at this DIY pole; you'll love it. You're a big guy, but you're not getting any younger (neither am I), and I'm sure this pole will give you less chance of getting a repetitive stress injury; and you'll 'enjoy' doing all the hefty pole jobs that you may not look forward to doing now.
I don't think it's perfect; I think a Facelift would suit my needs, but I'm too tight to splash out on one; so even if this pole is second best to the 'best' it's worth it because of its price-tag.
Try it. Trust me.