Just had a call this morning from one of our regular hotels.
This morning the cleaners went to clean the hotel bar toilets and all the ceiling had fallen in and there was water all over the place.
They eventually traced it to a guests room above the bar, he had got in after midnight and decided to run himself a bath........then fallen asleep!
However, that is not the only issue with this guest, when they knocked on his door they could smell sh!t. He had sh!t himself through the night and it was spread over both duvet covers (2 singles) all over the the carpet, on the walls and through the bathroom.
We got called to ask if we could clean up all the mess and dump all the bedding and the carpets.........delightful!!!!!

The chap was still in the room when we got there, still looking pis*ed and not bothered or embarrassed in the slightest, apparently he'd even been down for breakfast and complained that his eggs were overcooked!
Our bill so far is over £200 and we haven't even started drying out the bar toilets yet. Back in tomorrow morning to rip off the toilet ceiling and stick in a dehumidifier and sahara for a few days.
Happy Easter!!