[Pole2pole]

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!

Lucky i stopped for a beer after work, or i really would have felt bad posting at 1 20  : Still, as mentioned, fortune earnt 

[elite mike]

r u vat reg???lol
the taxman.

[macmac]

That's nowt dave, i do all that + i also have-

1.5 million house
20 new vans
Absolutley no debt
3 wives
14 girlfriends
& a partridge in a pear tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh nearly forgot, i'm 8ft 4" tall & extremely good looking with 3 legs.

And yes, you've guessed it- I started with nothing

 

The Ram

[windowwashers]

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!

hate the dark, had to stop an hour ago 

[Village Gleam]

Two kids and an economy trolley hitting £500 on their first day - with no complaints- that's prettty good.
Even after wages JD cleared over £400 without doing a tap. I think you've got this the wrong way round Dave. What is this forum about?

[Bobs Window Cleaning]

Excellent.

Wonder who this post is intended for

[Dean Aspects]

Right then
I got up yesterday morning three hours before i went to bed did a 30 hr day licking all windows clean got home did all my accounts for the year and double checked last years
personally filtered 1000 gallons of water carried it all to the tank in my van manufactured a new super duper super lite turbo pole with a 1gram brush with 20 1 micron jets believe me its all true!!!

Dean

[AuRavelling79]

I do all of the above and send an army of Romanian kids with shaggy hair up chimneys to sweep them when it gets dark.

I am so loaded I'd sink like the Titanic if you put me in water. Honest!

[Tosh]

That's nowt dave, i do all that + i also have-

1.5 million house
20 new vans
Absolutley no debt

And yes, you've guessed it- I started with nothing

 

The Ram

That post does ring some bells.

[Sir Squeaky]

Trevor Knight?

Except it's true in Trev's case, (well he does a bit better actually)

[Russell Macdonald]

Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week? 

Speeeeeeeeeeeeed. 

[Bobs Window Cleaning]

Yer all way behind me

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.

[windowwashers]

Yer all way behind me

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.

10  my kids are 4 6 12 and all are retired,

[Sir Squeaky]

Yer all way behind me

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.

Come off it Bod.

I remember you on telly in 1978, so that makes you at least my age.

[Bobs Window Cleaning]

That is so friggin funny rog

[Londoner]

This may sound like a wind up but its true absolutely true. Last week I met an old lady who had been quoted £80 for a three bed semi, a small one at that. Obviously she didn't take it and it wasn't a mis-heard £18 because he had to repeat it.

Now a few more like that and you really are on £1000 a day.

Who the bloke was is a bit of a mystery. My guess is a conman targeting old ladies. There have been problems round here with several old ladies getting robbed. I had a visit from CID around six weeks ago about someone posing as a window cleaner. Just to eliminate me from their enquiries you understand.
Other possibilities include

(1) Nutcase

(2) Hopeless optimist completely out of touch with reality

(3) A very shrewd business man much smarter than me

[Davew]

If you were the latter would you post your earnings on an open forum or just sit back and chuckle to yourself whilst viewing much lesser claims?

[Londoner]

I don't post my earnings on here ever and I wish others wouldn't either.

[elite mike]

for god ,s sake don,t tell the wife what u earn,
hope she don,t read this post???
mike

[East coast window cleaning Services]

Could be man flu?  Have a nice hot cup of tea   

Mrs A

maybe bird flu