[Davew]

It's easily achievable and ive found the way to do it. I'm not bragging i just want to tell you all about it. First of all i've found a brilliant way to make extra money - i simply moved a whole months work into a single day, i know this sounds amazing but it's true. Try it at home- none of your customers will notice. I can now work every day including Sundays. I employ around a hundred children and pay them in sweets, mind you i did have to spend three minutes teaching them how to use a squeegie! The oldest one is seven but he can pass for forty six so i will in future let him drive the van whilst i catch up on the office work. I have now got an ro unit and have gone wfp so when i get to my best work i will easily be able to double my income - i am using two plant sprayers (one in each hand) untill i get the time to buy some proper kit. Because i am so successfull i would like to buy everyones round off them at twenty times the going rate. Before you all pick on me i've allready had a talk with the taxman and he said don't bother!

[Mike_G]

Are you bored Dave?

[Alex Gardiner]

Could be man flu?  Have a nice hot cup of tea   

Mrs A

[Davew]

Thank you no sugar for me.

[MSTAV]

lofl well funny lol lol lol. nice 1 dave ill try that 1...

[Moderator David@stives]

Dave

I know who you are aiming it at, and i dont think its on.

This isnt what this forums about.

Dave

[supernova77]

Only £1000 per day!

I was earning that 10 years ago.

Now I only have to work 28 hours a day and I earn £1500 per day!

[simon knight]

Dave

I know who you are aiming it at, and i dont think its on.

This isnt what this forums about.

Dave

Yes but Dave's spot-on

Oh....£2k a day is my minimum to get out the sack

[Davew]

Come on dave i'm having a laugh  and so is someone else on here. I've got a lot of respect for the genuine people like you who have made their way to the top.

[Sir Squeaky]

I'm still struggling to make more than £2.75p per day.

[D woods]

I am told £12 per hour is possible, but I dont belive it.

[Pole2pole]

Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week? 

[jdemarco]

It's easily achievable and ive found the way to do it. I'm not bragging i just want to tell you all about it. First of all i've found a brilliant way to make extra money - i simply moved a whole months work into a single day, i know this sounds amazing but it's true. Try it at home- none of your customers will notice. I can now work every day including Sundays. I employ around a hundred children and pay them in sweets, mind you i did have to spend three minutes teaching them how to use a squeegie! The oldest one is seven but he can pass for forty six so i will in future let him drive the van whilst i catch up on the office work. I have now got an ro unit and have gone wfp so when i get to my best work i will easily be able to double my income - i am using two plant sprayers (one in each hand) untill i get the time to buy some proper kit. Because i am so successfull i would like to buy everyones round off them at twenty times the going rate. Before you all pick on me i've allready had a talk with the taxman and he said don't bother!

I must admit that was quite funny!!
Cheers for the laf comedy dave,
I do have a sense of humour!

[Davew]

Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week? 

Anglesey fruit cake!

[Tim Rose]

I'm still struggling to make more than £2.75p per day.

Why not branch out into hand jobs?

[Moderator David@stives]

Well if JD finds it funny , i guess thats ok

Dave

[simon knight]

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!

[Sir Squeaky]

Made my fortune by 1.30pm.

[D woods]

I was convinced that JD was having a wind up, now I am not so sure.

[simon knight]

Made my fortune by 1.30pm.

Started to drizzle this end and I was getting damp and cold so called it a day.

Now going through custys who I haven't done for months on end and am having a clear out....my God there's loads of them going into the bin...might have to brush up my canvassing skills