I have posted this before but here goes
I was doing this particular round in reverse order just for a change (just to liven the day up sad i know!)
anyway gets to this house early morning, now at the time i was still trad so i was walking past the living room window with my ladders and for some reason i glanced in the window not something i usually do but this morning i did
wished i hadn't

what did i see ...a big fat naked man
lets say he was doing a bit of "diy"

i am scarred for life
i did the windows a bit later making lots of noise hopeing he had finished his"diy" and had gone
when i finished i put a ticket through the door(i wasn't taking any money out of his hand if you know what i mean)
... but theres more