[ScrimShady]

Im sure this must of been on here before but i was just wondering if anyone has seen anything "untoward" whilst window cleaning??
I was unlucky enough to have a man i9n his 50's answer the door to me in speedos!Now thats never nice!
Cheers
Mrs scrimshady

[LWC]

nope...never

[Dean Aspects]

I have posted this before but here goes

I was doing this particular round in reverse order just for a change (just to liven the day up sad i know!)
anyway gets to this house early morning, now at the time i was still trad so i was walking past the living room window with my ladders and for some reason i glanced in the window not something i usually do but this morning i did
wished i hadn't
what did i see ...a big fat naked man
lets say he was doing a bit of "diy"  
i am scarred for life
i did the windows  a bit later making lots of noise hopeing he had finished his"diy" and had gone
when i finished i put a ticket through the door(i wasn't taking any money out of his hand if you know what i mean)


... but theres more

[ScrimShady]

OH MY GOD
that is wrong in every way!!!
theres more???

[simon knight]

...finish the story....

[LWC]

not sure if i want to know anymore 

lol

[Dean Aspects]

Just building up the suspense

About 2 weeks later i get a cheque with a note cancelling no surprise there 
Then about 3 or 4 months later my old man who was there w/c before me gets a very well written letter from him asking "for window cleaning services to recommence"and to please ring the door bell to announce my presence
 no need to wait for  reply just post a ticket and a cheque will be forwarded forthwith

just remembered i text everyone in my mobile to tell them what i had seen 

[dai]

I had a good bit of advice from an old shiner when I first cleaned windows back in the 1950's.
SEE EVERYTHING AND NOTICE NOTHING. I think that advice still holds good today. Dai