[Glynn]

One of my customers daughters who lives in
Lower Earley - Reading

wants her carpets cleaning
anyone in this area  e-mail me
enquiries@leylandcleaningservices.co.uk
or PM me.

It MUST be a Truck Mount operator.

Regards

Glynn

[lee_gundry]

why a truckmount only glynn ?


Lee G

[Peter_Blackburn]

Hi,

There could be many reasons why she wants a T/M operator..

1 / Maybe she likes the smell of diesel or petrol in her home.
2 / Maybe the neighbours don't mind being deafened by the all the racket these things create.
3 / Maybe she wants her neighbours to trip over all those pipes and cables running from the van.
4 / Maybe shes a hoax and when you turn up no one is home then you realise  you have knarkered your suspension and used half of Iraq's oil reserve pulling 2 tons worth of machinery and solution for nowt.
5 / Maybe she wants you to be robbed while the van doors are open for 3+ hours unattended , or maybe she wants the local hooligans to play around adjusting your T/M settings while you work.

Peter

[Len Gribble]

Peter

Or perhaps she wants the best

Len

[Doug Holloway]

Hi ,

Is the fittest guy the best in bed?

Discuss.

Cheers,

Doug

[strakercleaning]

Doug, You tell us  
Not the sort of thing you should admit to having 'insider' knowledge of  

[Len Gribble]

Doug

Not that way inclined so cant help you! But have a few friends who are will ask them!

Len

[John_Flynn]

Mr Blackburn

May I ask "Why the Sour Grapes??"

Seems a bit childish IMO.

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Guys,

Is the guy with the big red phallic car the best driver and will he get there quickest?

Cheers,

Doug

[Peter_Blackburn]

Theres More...

1 / Maybe she wants your tyres and engine to wear quicker.
2 / Maybe she wants you to occur high repair / maintenance bills when things go wrong.
3 / Maybe she wants you to waste all of your spare time cleaning out waste tanks and filling up for next days scheduled work.
4 / Maybe she wants you to have high water bills.

Peter

[Len Gribble]

Doug

Don’t have a Red one, but a white one the staying power is unbelievable it shocks most!

Len

[Doug Holloway]

Hi Guys,

What is the optimum testosterone level recommended for carpet cleaners?

Cheers,

Doug

[adl]

Maybe she just wants her carpets cleaned by a professional, with a propper set up not just a vax in the back of a hatchback

[Len Gribble]

Dave

Be fair I know a few cc that use porty’s whom I would recommend and stand by my reputation.

Doug
Not sure about testosterone level may go down the lobotomised level, on both counts, but at the end of the day a request has been ask and stipulations applied so what’s the problem!  If you turn it around need a cc must be a porty and in my area I would still put my name forwards, am ambidextrous

By the way think Paul may be suffering from the lack of ms agent, it clears the mind!

Glynn sorry I can’t help to far for me at this time not in the area for 6 months Windsor

Len

[strakercleaning]

Fast turning into an US & THEM debate  
WHY This mans customer swears by his results and wants her daughter to have the benefit of the same results by the same method..................END OF

Sad when it turns into a ' mines bigger/better than yours' scenario...................... we all answer to the call of CC  

[lee_gundry]

mr blackbum


maybe she wants a True Deep Clean.

Lee G

[strakercleaning]

See  :

[Dave Parry]

Well lads while youve all been wittering on as a t/m operator who lives next door to Lower Earley I've PM glynn. By the way Peter, Not all t/m are diesel and not all weigh 2 tons. Lower Earleys gor tarmac roads as well. Not sure if they have in your neck of the woods as you cant be arsed to fill your profile in.

[Peter_Blackburn]

mr blackbum


maybe she wants a True Deep Clean.

Lee G

Mr Sundry,

            Maybe she doesn't want you scorching her wiltons.

Pete

[Peter_Blackburn]

It MUST be a Truck Mount operator.

Regards

Glynn

Why Glynn MUST it be a T/M operator, are you suggesting that portable owners don't get the same result as Truck Mounts?.

There are a lot of knowledgeable hard working portable owners out there that run very successful business such as your own and can achieve the same if not better results using portable units.

Up Yours!!
Peter