[jeff1]

Alright Guy's I have done it twice now  walked backwards with my pole stuck up in the air, and stepped into a pond  :

Today I was doing a bungalow and the guy has lived there, for about 300 years, well his garden looks like he has, and it was all over grown, and I'm not joking, when I say the pond looked the same colour as the ground, even the British army can't camouflage that good,   green as the overgrown grass, splash straight up to my knee,  when I pulled my leg out, it was covered in muddy slime from this so called pond, and the smell, 'well' I think he buried his wife in there or half a dozen cats.

So who else has had things like this happen? because they were stepping backwards, or similar accidents, Please reply, and don't let me think I'm the only plonker on here

[Pole2pole]

You wally 
I tripped today and i touched an earthed wire with my bare fingers,sticking out of someones' house. Never felt better 
Glad i never brought pink marigolds now 

[Count Phil]

The other day I was walking backwards and bumped into a flower pot, I moved my other foot to stop myself and It hit a rock next to the pot. I went bacwards and the pole went flying out my hands. It was so sudden and a few people saw me... Fortunately the pole just landed without hitting anything other than the floor.

[S.A.J]

Jeff i have never walked backwards into a pond in my 5 years of wfp

i think you are the only plonker out there    

I find this fuuny  

Stuart
SAJ Window Cleaners Ltd

[jeff1]

You wally 
I tripped today and i touched an earthed wire with my bare fingers,sticking out of someones' house. Never felt better 
Glad i never brought pink marigolds now 

'OMG' Dino, I forgot about you
Don't you go stepping in any ponds, or you'll be fried, and you'll kill the fish, now that doesn't sound like a bad idea, Golden Kippers anyone

[jeff1]

Jeff i have never walked backwards into a pond in my 5 years of wfp

i think you are the only plonker out there    

I find this fuuny  

Stuart
SAJ Window Cleaners Ltd

Go on tell me you live in a city and not the country side, and they all have back yards and not big plush gardens, then I won't feel to bad  , when i say walk I did mean step. :

I got a couple of other plonkers to back me up Now  so I'm not the only one Thanks Guy's

[Pole2pole]

yeh i live in the city,where every pond,river,and school playing field now is home to big concrete houses with big concrete gardens. In fact the last time i passed any water was when i had to give a sample to the Doc 'cos of a urine infection 

[Pole2pole]

I done a Britney the other day, i must admit. I mean, i had a close shave 

[jeff1]

I done a Britney the other day, i must admit. I mean, i had a close shave 

Go on then spill the beans  and I thought your hair only went one way, and that was up right with static

[S.A.J]

Jeff i have never walked backwards into a pond in my 5 years of wfp

i think you are the only plonker out there    

I find this fuuny  

Stuart
SAJ Window Cleaners Ltd

Go on tell me you live in a city and not the country side, and they all have back yards and not bug plush gardens, then I won't feel to bad  , when i say walk I did mean step. :

I got a couple of other plonkers to back me up Now  so I'm not the only one Thanks Guy's

Okay i admit i do live in the city and the nearest i get to stepping into a pond is a puddle

I’d love to be the customer watching you work and then all of a sudden half of you disappears into a pond. I would be rolling around in stitches.  

of course when I’ve had my laugh i would come out and see if you are allwet i mean alright.  

[jeff1]

Jeff i have never walked backwards into a pond in my 5 years of wfp

i think you are the only plonker out there    

I find this fuuny  

Stuart
SAJ Window Cleaners Ltd

Go on tell me you live in a city and not the country side, and they all have back yards and not bug plush gardens, then I won't feel to bad  , when i say walk I did mean step. :

I got a couple of other plonkers to back me up Now  so I'm not the only one Thanks Guy's

Okay i admit i do live in the city and the nearest i get to stepping into a pond is a puddle

I’d love to be the customer watching you work and then all of a sudden half of you disappears into a pond. I would be rolling around in stitches.  

of course when I’ve had my laugh i would come out and see if you are allwet i mean alright.  

I didn't mind the wet so much it was the bl**@y smell, even my boss(wifey) asked me when I last changed my socks .

Been lucky on both occasions, just the one leg Disappeared, Thinking about having it amputated so it doesn't happen again.

[Pole2pole]

Nothing major Jeff in all seriousness. Certainly nothing in the same league as falling into a pond. Come on, admit it. Ya didn't fall into a pond. Or step into a pond. You went flying,t*ts up,turned around and commited the mother of all belly flops straight onto the owners prized £200 coi carp,whilst clinging on to dear life,dragged the family lamb into the pond with you. Oh rural life  
Walked............stepped..........whatever  

[JM123]

I managed to slip and fall in a totally overgrown garden not so long ago - I ended up getting tangled up on my own hose!  Quite embarassing that the owner of the house (a friend fortunately) had to come out and help me get untangled.

[jeff1]

Nothing major Jeff in all seriousness. Certainly nothing in the same league as falling into a pond. Come on, admit it. Ya didn't fall into a pond. Or step into a pond. You went flying,t*ts up,turned around and commited the mother of all belly flops straight onto the owners prized £200 coi carp,whilst clinging on to dear life,dragged the family lamb into the pond with you. Oh rural life  
Walked............stepped..........whatever  

'OMG I've been sussed  so I am the only dick head on here  well you got one thing wrong : it was the family goat, it seen me bent over (thank god he wasn't gay ) and took the longest run at me and head butted me, right on my a**e, I travelled about 20' through the air, I did manage say hello to the women next door who's windows I did the day before, she was hanging her washing out, 'Well you have to be polite don't you she screamed and tripped over the washing basket, the basket flipped up and landed on the cat, who flew down the garden like a cruise missile, and crashed straight into the closed patio doors, that were so clean.
I had to laugh at that, because I hadn't seen any thing so funny since I landed t*ts up in a cusy's pond.

JM123 just read your post before posting this, thanks for getting me out of the s**t, and adding your name to the list of plonkers,  at least I didn't get tangled in my hose 

[simon knight]

Off the ladders and stepped into my bucket. The woman saw me do it...I felt like a complete Wayne Kerr

[JM123]

Best bit was it was only my 2nd house of the day - what a complete William Anker!

I reckon its good to make an arse of yourself every now and then - I make a habit of it.

[Adam Boss]

OMG.    And people want to ban ladders !! 

[jeff1]

Off the ladders and stepped into my bucket. The woman saw me do it...I felt like a complete Wayne Kerr

I did that loads of times, and it was always at the same house, don't ask me why the custy was pretty though and I always got a cuppa, while drying my sock and shoe off

Best bit was it was only my 2nd house of the day - what a complete William Anker!

I reckon its good to make an arse of yourself every now and then - I make a habit of it.

Well we are professional at some things, even if it is makinking are selfs look total A**es

[jeff1]

OMG.    And people want to ban ladders !! 

Look at a couple of posts up/down were ever they are stepping into buckets when coming down ladders. 

[Adam Boss]

Yep Jeff1 ,that appeared whilst I was writing my post and I have stepped in a bucket a few times myself over the years, damp sock for the rest of the day.