Not Quite the same,but here goes.....
A number of years back whilst working at a local Working Mens Club,a kiddie I know(Hes 65ish now)was helping redecorate,hes had a full driving liscence since he was 20 but no car,was asked to go into town to the Dulux Centre and pick up 3 sets of paint,5ltrs of each,white,beige and a cream,they gave him the money for it and the Steward of the club lent him his car,nearly 3 hours later he returned with the paint and we started painting,a couple of hours later the stewards doing his nut because he cant find his car in the carpark,he asked ....where did you park my car when you came back from the paint shop?.....................

.......................dead silence.............................................
........................B*ll*x I strugled with them tins back on the bus for nothing.......

His excuse for leaving the car and catching a bus back was that I dont normally drive I allways catch a bus.........