Its that little bit of Liverpool in ya . Owt to get out of working.  
Just playing the game, Biggles. 
By not working, I could be helping others to go to work. The windows can wait because I'm selfless like that. 
And I've been told that I can claim the £500 for self isolating. 
I might stick it all on Epatante later in The Fighting Fifth at Newcastle. 
You keep sending your lads out to do your work, fAgin.