I tried a young lad, must be over ten years ago; he was a wet blanket. Seriously. One morning he was crying and I asked what was up. He told me his grandad had died. I was like "Why didn't you say? Look, pack up, get in the van, I'll take you home and you can grieve with your family".
So on the drive home I asked, "So when did your granda die?"
He says "A year ago today!"
It was that moment when I thought to myself, "You're sacked!"