I just need a really good hose that works

Not having a go at anyone in particular just that I can't see why the manufacturers of hose don't make it in the exact diameter to fit push fit valves and JG fittings.
I've tried every Gardiners hose they have produced (in slightly varying diameters) the all season hose for me isn't brilliant - it curls it twists and has a longer memory than I do. It's also prone to pin holes.
Then there was the Aquadapter red and orange hoses which I know some people rate. Again for me - it fits JG and push fit valves brilliantly but I couldn't coil the stuff back up to get it back in the van and it would wrap itself around the pole base section on longer poles.
I have some barbed inserts knocking about but it seems to go against the grain for me to fit three of them to each of the three poles I use and also constrict the flow.
It's blowing a gale and hissing down with rain so I am particularly feisty this morning
