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rosskesava

  • Posts: 17015
Re: Can u believe this!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2015, 10:47:46 pm »
I think my reply would have been along the lines of:

'Re your completely and totally ridiculous OTT demands as to your required process for a quote to clean what is just a few windows.

You must be some type of idiot if you think I'm going to all that trouble over such a little house.'

Just chant..... Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna, Krsna Krsna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. It's beats chanting Tory Tory or Labour Labour.

Walter Mitty

  • Posts: 1314
Re: Can u believe this!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2015, 10:57:28 pm »
Could have a bit of fun with this.  Copy/paste pages of meaningless legal-looking documents with all manner of obscure words.

Bungle

  • Posts: 2549
Re: Can u believe this!!!
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2015, 11:12:05 pm »
Can I have his email address as I'd like to tender for this job  :)
We look at them, they look through them.

steve rix

  • Posts: 816
Re: Can u believe this!!!
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2015, 11:27:54 pm »
This is a council contract. Just bang in what you think, it can/will lead to more work. They dont give two poops  for the house you are quoting on, just want hte job done

Rogue Trader

  • Posts: 1367
Re: Can u believe this!!!
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2015, 08:38:13 am »
anyone who wants to submit a quote then email me and i will give u his email address matt@pure-windowcleaning.co.uk you never know it could be the start of something really big, it may just be a 2 bed end of terrace now but he may extend in the future to a 3 or even a 4 bed end of terrace , then he may put on a conservatory , you'd be quids in ;D