Send a woman, short skirt, low top, nice purfume.........
In that case I've got no chance - middle aged, built in solar panel & vertically challenged! :

Suddenly £2 ‘fitted’, is going to be £20 minimum charge and “Sorry sir, we only supply the parts, we don’t fit them!”
Unless ….
Can I borrow the short skirt ……..
No, maybe not – it’s not Friday Night ! OOOOOOPS!!!!!!
