[Bungle]

Very good 

[Tadgh O Shea]

Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?

I'm sorry I can't reveal my sauces.

Dave, will it work with little waffle cloths.........................................................................

[gary999]

Waffle seems to be the order of the day

[Frankybadboy]

was it raining today dave


you aint as thick as what you look

[rosskesava]

I'm absolutely astounded.

I've a massive soffit and facia job next week on a 32 bedroom 5 storey house that would have taken me at least 30 minutes with my trusty Gardeners SLXXX XT EX ESP/ASAP with a 'dual medium trim multi flocked single filament with extra bits' brush. As I was only charging £250 I would have been running at a loss.

Anyway, I just ordered my own bottle of FROFF and just by ordering and doing nothing else, I swear, the customer phoned me 10 minutes ago to say that her gutters and soffits are now miraculously so clean she's had to put on sunglasses even though it's night time.

I thoroughly recommend Magica One Vision FROFF as you don't even need to use it to get amazing results.

[SeanK]

Absolutely fantastic product, have been using it for two weeks now with great results.
Plus points...
It makes the glass transparent.
It makes the water shiny and runny.
It stops the brush bristles from sticking to the glass so your brush will last longer.
It reduces spotting so teenagers will love it.
But the biggest bonus for me is the speed it gives you if you add 1ml to your tea or coffee, it acts as a laxative causing you to go three times faster just to get home without an accident.

Minus point.
The fishy smell causes it to attract seagulls thus causing your work clothes to get badly stained, but this is a small
price to pay for the extra money you will earn if you buy this wonderful product.
Would just like to say unlike the dishonest hateful people who have been negative about this product I am totally honest
as is this review.

 

[Dave Willis]

I found it paid for itself.

Not sure how it got my bank details though. 

One bottle could last a lifetime - particularly if you don't clean gutters.

[Jonny 87]

I found it paid for itself.

Not sure how it got my bank details though. 

One bottle could last a lifetime - particularly if you don't clean gutters.

Will there be an msds sheet Dave?

I'm allergic to unicorns so I need to make sure froff is safe for me to use.

[Dave Willis]

Yes, that will be out soon when my staff member comes home from school.

[rosskesava]

Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

[Dave Willis]

"Cut 'n paste" my daughter says - I'll leave it to the expert.

[Jonny 87]

Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts.

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!

[Dave Willis]

MSDS:Froffy Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide (Froff) - also known as hydric acid is responsible for injury, death, and property damage all over the world. Visit the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division online at www.dhmo.org, or send email to info@dhmo.org for more information.
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET FOR   DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE (FROFF)
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PRODUCT NAME:     DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE-MAIN INGREDIENT FOR FROFF
FORMULA WT:          18.00
CAS NO.:          07732-18-5
NIOSH/RTECS NO.:  ZC0110000
COMMON SYNONYMS:  DIHYDROGEN OXIDE, HYDRIC ACID
PRODUCT CODES:    4218,4219
  EFFECTIVE: 05/30/86    
  REVISION #01  

LABORATORY PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

SAFETY GLASSES; LAB COAT

PRECAUTIONARY LABEL STATEMENTS

STORAGE:  KEEP IN TIGHTLY CLOSED CONTAINER.

BOILING POINT:      100 C (   212 F)          VAPOR PRESSURE(MM HG): 17.5

MELTING POINT:        0 C (    32 F)          VAPOR DENSITY(AIR=1):  N/A

SPECIFIC GRAVITY:  1.00                       EVAPORATION RATE:      N/A

SOLUBILITY(H2O):     COMPLETE (IN ALL PROPORTIONS) % VOLATILES BY VOLUME: 100

APPEARANCE & ODOR:  ODORLESS, CLEAR COLORLESS LIQUID.

TOXICITY:   LD50 (IPR-MOUSE)(G/KG)          -  190
            LD50 (IV-MOUSE) (MG/KG)         -  25

DISPOSAL PROCEDURE
  DISPOSE IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL
  ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS.

SAF-T-DATA(TM) STORAGE COLOR CODE:     ORANGE (GENERAL STORAGE)

SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS
  KEEP CONTAINER TIGHTLY CLOSED. SUITABLE FOR ANY GENERAL CHEMICAL STORAGE
  AREA. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS CONSIDERED A NON-REGULATED PRODUCT, BUT
  REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SOME MATERIALS. THESE INCLUDE SODIUM, POTASSIUM
  AND OTHER ALKALI METALS; ELEMENTAL FLUORINE; AND STRONG DEHYDRATING AGENTS
  SUCH AS SULFURIC ACID. IT FORMS EXPLOSIVE GASES WITH CALCIUM CARBIDE.
  AVOID CONTACT WITH ALL MATERIALS UNTIL INVESTIGATION SHOWS SUBSTANCE IS
  COMPATIBLE. EXPANDS SIGNIFICANTLY UPON FREEZING. DO NOT STORE IN RIGID
  CONTAINER AND PROTECT FROM FREEZING.

DOMESTIC (D.O.T.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

INTERNATIONAL (I.M.O.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME     CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

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[elite mike]

Have you ordered some Mikey boy?

cannot wait to get mine mac , that dave willis  is a genius 

[hasti]

I know I shouldn't advertise on here but hey ho!
This morning I have been testing a brand new upvc cleaning product called Froff.
I reckon it's shaved at least 50% of a full gutter clean! The amazing thing is one teaspoon will probably do a whole street. We found that a small squirt to the head (the brush) achieved amazing results. Add some pure afterwards and simply Froff up the gutter. I have been so impressed with Froff that I have decided to sell the product exclusively on CIU and only to CIU members. This product is the first in a long line of windowcleaning derived products we intend to sell in the future.
All I can say is that the main ingredient has been sourced from the Amazon and we will be blending it with several surficants. At the moment it gives off a pleasant smell of fish which most operatives seem to like.
Don't be Hasti though Froff won't be for sale on Ebay only on this forum.
The bottling plant is under construction and should be finished by Boxing Day with the bulk of production around April 1st 2015 when we should be turning over thousands. Blending machine is on order from Kitchen Aid.
Here is an early example from our first production run - anyone wanting a bottle of Froff can contact me - prices are expected to be astronomical in line with earning potential.

I have already got that one 

[Bungle]

Yes, that will be out soon when my staff member comes home from school.

Did she get detention 

[jk999]

I think someones in a bad mood with the product vision , whats sup mummy sent you to bad for being a naughty  boyb

[rosskesava]

Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts.

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!

No, most definately not your product and not a joke either.

[Jonny 87]

Couldn't you just print one off for another cleaning product and claim it's the one for your stuff?

A while back someone on this forum did just that and it fooled everyone for a few minutes.

Hmmmmmm not sure if your saying that's what we did......or if your just making a joke.

Either way it's a fail and wrong on both parts.

Anyway this about froff and not any other product. Stop stealing Daves limelight!

No, most definately not your product and not a joke either.

Its a bit like repeatedly hitting my head off a brick wall, but I'm a sucker for punishment so here goes...................

whenever you've supposedly found out which product vision is that we have just rebranded/re bottled then please post it here as I'm sure everyone would love to know.

Then that way people can (on your advise) start putting that said cleaning agent into their pure water and see if the effects are the same. With a side by side comparison it will be clear for all to see that vision wins hands down.

I wait with baited breath for your response.........

[slap bash]

Renovator.