[Dave Willis]

I know I shouldn't advertise on here but hey ho!
This morning I have been testing a brand new upvc cleaning product called Froff.
I reckon it's shaved at least 50% of a full gutter clean! The amazing thing is one teaspoon will probably do a whole street. We found that a small squirt to the head (the brush) achieved amazing results. Add some pure afterwards and simply Froff up the gutter. I have been so impressed with Froff that I have decided to sell the product exclusively on CIU and only to CIU members. This product is the first in a long line of windowcleaning derived products we intend to sell in the future.
All I can say is that the main ingredient has been sourced from the Amazon and we will be blending it with several surficants. At the moment it gives off a pleasant smell of fish which most operatives seem to like.
Don't be Hasti though Froff won't be for sale on Ebay only on this forum.
The bottling plant is under construction and should be finished by Boxing Day with the bulk of production around April 1st 2015 when we should be turning over thousands. Blending machine is on order from Kitchen Aid.
Here is an early example from our first production run - anyone wanting a bottle of Froff can contact me - prices are expected to be astronomical in line with earning potential.

[Soupy]

 

[ChumBucket]

Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?

[Ian101]

whats FROFF stand for ?

Flipping
Rip Off ??

[Jonny 87]

Put me down for some of that action!

I've never heard of "surfIcants" before but they sound great!  


Ps.........too much time on your hands Dave. 

[Dave Willis]

Would the source for this product be Amazon.co.uk or Amazon.com?

I'm sorry I can't reveal my sauces.

[tlwcs]

whats FROFF stand for ?

Flipping
Rip Off ??

F00k right off?

[Smurf]

I had froff running out of me van today as I forgot I was filling me tank as you do. Mind you the inside of me van smelt nice for a change.

If you haven't tried vision yet don't knock it until you do.

[andyM]

Does it smell of Oranges? 

[Dave Willis]

Fishy

[Smurf]

No I think you are thinking of something else 

Fishy

[Smurf]

Yes how did you guess?  

Does it smell of Oranges?  

[Pj]

We've been experimenting with a similar product for some months now.  I may have to rethink the name as we were going to call it Throth as we are quite posh round here.
You can wash your hair with it too, and on a Saturday night we get together and have a few bottles of the stuff, cleans the teef too.

[Smurf]

Go on then do enlighten us what " Throth" means?  

We've been experimenting with a similar product for some months now.  I may have to rethink the name as we were going to call it Throth as we are quite posh round here.
You can wash your hair with it too, and on a Saturday night we get together and have a few bottles of the stuff, cleans the teef too.

[Dave Willis]

Lots of other products in the pipeline : there's the 'orbital rip off squeegee'- basically a swivelling squeegee with a microfibre pad attached by velcro that you can rip off when not needed.
From Italy we are going to produce the'Ettori Coppi' bucket on a belt - still in the early stages as most operatives aren't keen on an orange bucket.
We're hoping to stock the full range of Gardeners poles which will be wooden, tubeless, brushless, clampless and possibly useless. Hey Hoe!

[Smurf]

I had this come through my mail today

The original soft bob...Nick named wet leg maybe

http://shopwindowcleaningresource.com/the-original-soft-bob.html?utm_source=WCR+United+States+Only&utm_campaign=9bdbadaef7-original-soft-bob&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_41fa45f51f-9bdbadaef7-214726209

Lots of other products in the pipeline : there's the 'orbital rip off squeegee'- basically a swivelling squeegee with a microfibre pad attached by velcro that you can rip off when not needed.
From Italy we are going to produce the'Ettori Coppi' bucket on a belt - still in the early stages as most operatives aren't keen on an orange bucket.
We're hoping to stock the full range of Gardeners poles which will be wooden, tubeless, brushless, clampless and possibly useless. Hey Hoe!

[Dave Willis]

Got some GG1 coming in soon - developed by Tight'un laboratories. Only has one ingredient (clear).

[elite mike]

 

[ChumBucket]

Have you ordered some Mikey boy?

[Caleb Morley]

That is quality, well played sir.

However I scoff at you're frog.