[KS Cleaning]

I got sent to the slammer for trying to strangle a bloke in a nightclub. He spilt his drink all over my tank top and then tried to kiss me, so I went to throttle him. I'm ashamed to say he was only 5' 1" (but he tells everyone he's 5' 7").
To be fair to him, he got time, as well, because he broke his sherry glass and jabbed into my knee.

[rosskesava]

I got done for criminal damage and fined for adding a large amount of powdered wallpaper paste into the water of a public fountain.

[DaveG]

I got done for criminal damage and fined for adding a large amount of powdered wallpaper paste into the water of a public fountain.

Good job you didn't get done for "putting the dirt back on" that womans' windows 

[C o z y]

Spent a weekend in army nick for being present at a mass punch-up in a Gurmun city. The GESTAPO just arrested any Brit they could see in the town square. RMP stuck about 40 of us in 10 cells.Never charged and didn't do anything anyway. Got let out on Monday morming and shouted at for about 20 minutes by the Sgt Major.

 

[Richard60]

in 1970 i was 17 .at the local dance a scuffle boke out .
so they shut the dance hall .so there was about 30 boys n girls outside disccusing what happened .a young copper came though us with a police dog .he had dog on long lease so the dog was biting some of the people .someone kicked the dog .he got on the phone to the riot police they came down .threw 15 of us lads in the vans .we were locked up for the night .taken to a speical court in the morning .no contact with family and remanded at cardiff clink for 8 days .they tried to charge us with a affray .which was 5 yrs in jail at the time .all because someone kicked the pig dog .we had legal aid because we had to have barriesters .that how serious it was .we got off because they messed up thier stories .and thats why apart from the miners strike no one trusts the police in our village  ;

[charlie2]

lol. no comennt

[Dean Taberner]

Its a shame that there isn't a like button on this forum,

Cracking thread and some superb replies,

Love it.

[ben M]

never had any prob with the law, must be not normal!
actually i am,even perfect, you know why? because i am French

[LT carpet cleaning]

Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight. 

Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight. 

Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here.

Good attempt at trolling me and derailing this thread. I'll not be taking you on though so you're wasting your time.

Not trolling, just an opinion

[Window Lickers]

Spent a weekend in army nick for being present at a mass punch-up in a Gurmun city. The GESTAPO just arrested any Brit they could see in the town square. RMP stuck about 40 of us in 10 cells.Never charged and didn't do anything anyway. Got let out on Monday morming and shouted at for about 20 minutes by the Sgt Major.

 

Your planning on doing time aren't you though. Get that chocolate starfish of yours rodgered

[Window Lickers]

Never been arrested, Ho hum, you lot that have just weren't smart enough.

[Dave Willis]

I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.

[Dannymackreturn]

Thanks for your honest replys I enjoyed reading them. Mick Kent, Bobski they were funny replys even had to smile at your reply G Griffin lol !!!

It's good to know even thou we have done some wrong things in life but things work out in the end, not for everyone I know but it's good to read that those have put it behind them and moved on and done ok that's what my thread was about. Tosh get back in the army m8 lol !!!!!

[tlwcs]

I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.

Dave, those days are over, you don't have to sell your body to the night.

[PoleKing]

I had a Police record - Roxanne I think it was. Those were the days.

Dave, those days are over, you don't have to sell your body through the night.

No wonder he's skint!

[kaz and pete]

Always give some one a second chance did that many years ago when a young lad needed a job he was a good worker but my business at the time went down hill it was so sad letting all my staff go especially him but gave him a glowing reference.
Kazza

[colin bird]

Been in jail loads of times, i try my best to roll a double to get out quick but normally have to miss 3 goes before i am free again. Its rough when you have togo directly to jail without passing go.  

I have never been in trouble with the law however if the same happened to me as dannymac id have done the exact same thing.

lol mick made me laugh

[telfordwindowclnr]

Been in jail loads of times, i try my best to roll a double to get out quick but normally have to miss 3 goes before i am free again. Its rough when you have togo directly to jail without passing go.  

I have never been in trouble with the law however if the same happened to me as dannymac id have done the exact same thing.

Priceless!

[telfordwindowclnr]

Funny how a few are just subtly boasting that they won a fight. 

Not at all. I'm hardly interested in boasting to a bunch of strangers on the internet about 'winning a fight' some 15 years ago.  

Touched a nerve eh? Dont worry, as no-one knows you, your insecurity is safe here.

Good attempt at trolling me and derailing this thread. I'll not be taking you on though so you're wasting your time.

Dead right Deegee, you tell him. You are far too busy telling people how they should run their solar cleaning companies!