[Dave Willis]

"Last time you cleaned my windows you soaked one of the bedrooms! My daughter was coming to stay and I noticed you had saturated the top sill - it's stained the plaster and ruined the room!"


Lets have a look shall we?
There's a massive clue in the picture

[Spruce]

They will try anything!

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

Ha har, that's a classic!!

What did you say?

[Paul Coleman]

The rersponse is, "I'm very sorry that I have ruined your house.  I will pay the builders to demolish it and build you a brand new one."

[Dave Willis]

Told her I clean the window not two feet above it! Ten minutes later - "can you get your van off my drive! the Gardener's coming in a minute"

[G Griffin]

That's when you yearn for an office job in an office.

[DaveG]

Told her I clean the window not two feet above it! Ten minutes later - "can you get your van off my drive! the Gardener's coming in a minute"

Was Alex coming to do it properly Dave?

[Dave Willis]

Could be, obviously someone far more important than me.

[AuRavelling79]

I expect the gardener will get accused of causing subsidence.

[richard groves]

That's when you yearn for an office job in an office.

Havn't you heard  ?, office workers are all stress heads and earn a pittance compared to window cleaners.

[Ian101]

"Last time you cleaned my windows you soaked one of the bedrooms! My daughter was coming to stay and I noticed you had saturated the top sill - it's stained the plaster and ruined the room!"


Lets have a look shall we?
There's a massive clue in the picture

what happened ? ... did you rest your brodex pole against the wall 

[EandM]

RUN !