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Dave Willis

First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« on: June 05, 2014, 05:31:02 pm »
"Last time you cleaned my windows you soaked one of the bedrooms! My daughter was coming to stay and I noticed you had saturated the top sill - it's stained the plaster and ruined the room!"


Lets have a look shall we?
There's a massive clue in the picture ::)roll


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Spruce

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 05:33:55 pm »
They will try anything!
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♠Winp®oClean♠

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 05:45:07 pm »
Ha har, that's a classic!!

What did you say?
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Paul Coleman

Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 05:49:14 pm »
The rersponse is, "I'm very sorry that I have ruined your house.  I will pay the builders to demolish it and build you a brand new one."
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Dave Willis

Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 05:51:16 pm »
Told her I clean the window not two feet above it! Ten minutes later - "can you get your van off my drive! the Gardener's coming in a minute"
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G Griffin

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 05:54:42 pm »
That's when you yearn for an office job in an office.
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DaveG

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 06:45:07 pm »
Quote from: Dave Willis on June 05, 2014, 05:51:16 pm
Told her I clean the window not two feet above it! Ten minutes later - "can you get your van off my drive! the Gardener's coming in a minute"

Was Alex coming to do it properly Dave?
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Dave Willis

Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 08:29:54 pm »
Could be, obviously someone far more important than me.
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AuRavelling79

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2014, 08:37:33 pm »
I expect the gardener will get accused of causing subsidence.
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richard groves

Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2014, 08:45:14 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on June 05, 2014, 05:54:42 pm
That's when you yearn for an office job in an office.
Havn't you heard  ?, office workers are all stress heads and earn a pittance compared to window cleaners.
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Ian101

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2014, 07:09:50 am »
Quote from: Dave Willis on June 05, 2014, 05:31:02 pm
"Last time you cleaned my windows you soaked one of the bedrooms! My daughter was coming to stay and I noticed you had saturated the top sill - it's stained the plaster and ruined the room!"


Lets have a look shall we?
There's a massive clue in the picture ::)roll




what happened ? ... did you rest your brodex pole against the wall  ;D
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EandM

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Re: First job of the day and we have a complaint!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2014, 10:29:40 am »
RUN !
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