I clean a old custys flat every 2 months, hes in and out of hospital a lot.
Anyway so was cleaning the back and he comes out and looks at me strangely and says
"wheres the other guy, the other regular window cleaner?"
So I say "Thats ME!!, Im the only one that cleans your windows.|"
"OH sorry I have been in and out of hospital, and your got FAT."
!!I just smiled and said its good living.
he says" I lost loads of weight so I said " You can have mine LOL"