[koopmaster]

I clean a old custys flat every 2 months,  hes in and out of hospital a lot.

Anyway so was cleaning the back and he comes out and looks at me strangely and says
"wheres the other guy, the other regular window cleaner?"

So I say "Thats ME!!, Im the only one that cleans your windows.|"

"OH sorry I have been in and out of hospital, and your got FAT."

!!I just smiled and said its good living.

he says" I lost loads of weight so I said " You can have mine LOL"