Well i should imagine if you were playing 11 a side 2 times a week, gym 4 times, then on the windows the rest! You would struggle getting motivated sometimes gary! I bet the only work you do is lifting that s huge phone to your ear 
Joking aside you would believe my diet its packed full of vegetables and meats! I spend about £60 in the butchers once month.
As for living my life and not stressing its not as simple as that! Imagine if i carried on drinking so many energy drinks i would have teeth like burnt down
Terrace houses( like the rest of Middlesbrough)
I also could damage my liver or heart!
Maybe you are overloading on the meat its a dense material and
takes a lot to digest and can leave you feeling lethargic.
im not much of a meat eater,bit of poultry is normally all i eat
you can get plenty of protein from veg,cauliflower,asparagus etc
im full of beans every morning it drives my family mad

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I strongly suspect you are burning the candle at both ends
and you are not getting enough rest,which more or likely accounts
for your kevin and perry like lethargy in the morning
