Depends what message you're trying to get across.
"Lord of the Rungs - The Prequel."
"Put that ukulele down and give us a hand!"
"Put that camera down and give us a hand!"
"Low carbon footprint - no diesel."
"VACANCIES - Six window cleaners required to clean the back"
"Spot the hatless man competition."
"Can we use your toilet please?"
"The last ever year of no unemployment."
" 'You wash and I'll dry' "
I like the "...missed a bit" one by P.C.S. the best.