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Majestic

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2014, 05:42:27 pm »
Just like buses
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Majestic Window Cleaning
www.majesticwindowcleaning.co.uk

Don Kee

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2014, 05:48:33 pm »
Customer ''2 shillings?!?! You were only here 5 minutes!!''
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Smudger

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2014, 07:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Don Kee on March 08, 2014, 05:48:33 pm
Customer ''2 shillings?!?! You were only here 5 minutes!!''

I like it

Darran
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Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience

JSMC

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2014, 08:08:09 pm »
your pane is our pleasure
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Nameless Drudge

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2014, 08:19:51 pm »
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Johnny B

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2014, 09:53:35 pm »
Situations Vacant:

Window cleaner required to join our ever expanding team of professionals at the cutting edge of this highly lucrative and ever popular industry.

We adhere strictly to the WAHR (1895).

Duties include cleaning front doors and footing 4 ladders simultaneously.

Physical requirements: To be able to clean windows to an extremely high standard whilst looking in the opposite direction, as our exemplary safety standards are showcased regularly in the 'Window Cleaners' Weekly' in their 'Safety First' column.

The successful applicant must demonstrate that he has the ability to go all the way to the top.
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Being diplomatic is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

rosskesava

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2014, 10:04:55 pm »
David Cameron unveils his vision to mend broken Britain.
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Just chant..... Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna, Krsna Krsna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. It's beats chanting Tory Tory or Labour Labour.

SeanK

Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2014, 10:35:13 pm »
Window cleaner repellent £12.00 per 100ml bottle just spray it on the glass, frames and sills
guaranteed to remove any window cleaner infestation.
Fully guaranteed.
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Majestic

  • Posts: 59
Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2014, 12:33:01 pm »


Nothing too this window cleaning
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Smudger

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2014, 01:36:08 pm »
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robbo333

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Re: Give Your Best Caption !
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2014, 07:32:54 pm »
...the side gate is not unlocked!
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