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LWC

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Funny things customers do or say
« on: November 26, 2013, 09:37:14 pm »
One of my favs is when then run round closing all the windows...after youve cleaned them  ;D
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A-W-C

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Re: Funny things customers do
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 10:36:18 pm »
Lol ye some of mine do that :)
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dazmond

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Re: Funny things customers do
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 10:42:16 pm »
when they say "do you need any water?" ::)roll ;D
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price higher/work harder!

LWC

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Re: Funny things customers do
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 10:43:57 pm »
How about "shall i pay you now...or?"

Would be nice yes...lol
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Clever Forum Name

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Re: Funny things customers do
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 10:45:56 pm »
Will these dry ok?

Yes madam they should do. I think its about urmm 1....2.......2 or 3....... ah yeah 4 years WFP on this house!!!!!!!!!
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LWC

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Re: Funny things customers do
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 10:54:25 pm »
"so...is there some kind of detergent in the water?"

Clearly not happy with WFP lol
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roundbuilder

Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 10:56:02 pm »
Oh Is it that time again.  ::)roll
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supernova77

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 11:01:44 pm »
When they take ages finding their cheque book after you've cleaned. Then ask you what the date is? How much is it? Who do I make it payable to?

Even though they've been a customer for years!

 ;)
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LWC

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 11:05:13 pm »
Quote from: Andy* on November 26, 2013, 11:01:44 pm
When they take ages finding their cheque book after you've cleaned. Then ask you what the date is? How much is it? Who do I make it payable to?

Even though they've been a customer for years!

 ;)

lol! yes!

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KS Cleaning

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 11:27:34 pm »
When they close the blinds upstairs when they see the brush hitting the window ::)roll
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G Griffin

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 11:52:50 pm »
I'll have to do insides now (meaning-do a good job or I'll be able to tell even though I can't and I never do them anyway).
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Clever Forum Name

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 11:54:31 pm »
Quote from: KS Cleaning on November 26, 2013, 11:27:34 pm
When they close the blinds upstairs when they see the brush hitting the window ::)roll

Yeah this gets me. Have a
Customer who closes curtains? Why lol
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Nick_Thompson

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2013, 12:15:02 am »
Quote from: G Griffin on November 26, 2013, 11:52:50 pm
I'll have to do insides now

And it doesn't matter how many times we hear it, we always respond as if it was the very first time anybody had ever mentioned it.
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G Griffin

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2013, 12:42:07 am »
Quote from: Nick_Thompson on November 27, 2013, 12:15:02 am
Quote from: G Griffin on November 26, 2013, 11:52:50 pm
I'll have to do insides now

And it doesn't matter how many times we hear it, we always respond as if it was the very first time anybody had ever mentioned it.

That's true  ;D.
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LWC

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2013, 07:59:06 am »
Quote from: Nick_Thompson on November 27, 2013, 12:15:02 am
Quote from: G Griffin on November 26, 2013, 11:52:50 pm
I'll have to do insides now

And it doesn't matter how many times we hear it, we always respond as if it was the very first time anybody had ever mentioned it.

 ;D
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C o z y

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2013, 08:15:31 am »
Do you still come in winter?


No, I hibernate  ::)roll
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DaveG

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2013, 08:26:06 am »
Quote from: Nick_Thompson on November 27, 2013, 12:15:02 am
Quote from: G Griffin on November 26, 2013, 11:52:50 pm
I'll have to do insides now

And it doesn't matter how many times we hear it, we always respond as if it was the very first time anybody had ever mentioned it.

 ;D

Seeing you using wfp. "That's cheating"

"I can't find my chequebook, will cash do?"

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gary999

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2013, 08:31:59 am »
leave the room..when you start cleaning that particular window
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Pro-Smart

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2013, 08:45:04 am »
Cor - I wouldn't want your job in this weather!
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Richard iSparkle

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Re: Funny things customers do or say
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2013, 09:34:22 am »
could you give the car a wash while you;re at it.  never fails to make me laugh
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