[Susan Dean (1stclean)]

the customer that follows you room to room checking you have done each window 

[LWC]

Do you still come in winter?


No, I hibernate 

  need to reply with "no i dont, all my bills stop to" 

[DaveG]

Sh@t my husband s home

[Mike55]

"My husband did window cleaning for a while.......while he was looking for a proper job"

[LWC]

New customer, "i only cleaned them few weeks ago" when clearly aint been done for years...

[LWC]

"My husband did window cleaning for a while.......while he was looking for a proper job"

"Do you have a proper job or do you just do this?"

[C o z y]

"My husband did window cleaning for a while.......while he was looking for a proper job"

"Do you have a proper job or do you just do this?"

 

[davids3511]

Background -
1. I'm overweight
2. My 11yr old goes Thai Boxing

Custy - 'Is that your son sparring with mine?' She's picked the fattest kid in the place
Me - 'no, mine's the tall skinny one in the ring.'

Kinda annoyed me that she would assume my kids would be fatties just because I am.

[dazmond]

what do you do in the winter?sign on?(no joke!)the posh customer who said this has been on the books for 4 years ALL year round!

[TomCrowther]

Some customers are great, and some are like goldfish. It's like every time they see you, it's the first time? I have a few like this, and no joke, every time they ask if I need any water and should they move the car so I can put the ladders up?
After years of telling them no and no, I'm wfp I am tempted to say yes and get the ladders out for my sanity.

[Johnny B]

It always amuses me when new customers say that it is commendable that I do window cleaning 'for a bit of extra money'!

John

[South Window Cleaning Ltd]

new customer: do you use that pole thing ?

[chanster00]

Do you still come in winter?


No, I hibernate 

Laughed my tits off at this

[Cliff perkins]

It always amuses me when new customers say that it is commendable that I do window cleaning 'for a bit of extra money'!

John

let them think we don't earn enough jonny,I'm ok with that 

[windowswashed]

 (High level WFP use) Are you going to blade the windows dry after you finish using that pole/stick ? Big fat No is my reply as the air dries them naturally!

[PoleKing]

(High level WFP use) Are you going to blade the windows dry after you finish using that pole/stick ? Big fat No is my reply as the air dries them naturally!

Highest job I ever did:
Passerby: 'bet you get a good picture with that'

Never had it before or since.

[LWC]

I had one once quite irate asking where i got my water from, he thought i had hooked up to his outside tap lol 

[dazmond]

YOU VE MISSED A BIT!!this must be the biggest cliche followed by "I BET YOU VE SEEN SOME SIGHTS!!

[LWC Ltd]

I do a shop every week traditional. Went yesterday and he said 'Don't bother doing them today its too cold' I looked at him thinking he was joking - 'I can handle it I said'
'No I mean its too cold with the door open' ?

I never even bothered explaining that I can clean the door while its shut just the same - as I do anyway usually.

[LWC]

the customer that follows you room to room checking you have done each window 

I have one of these really bad and shes not that subtle about it, lol...then she says about one window by the door, says it every time even after i know she watched me doing it ... "have you done this one?"