[robbo333]

Why don't you give her to another local windie who you know will do a good job?
You can send her a text saying
'Dear Mrs Smith, unfortunately I won't be able to clean your windows anymore, but I have arranged for another window cleaner (Fred Smith) who is very professional, to contact you and introduce himself. I am sure he will continue to do a good job on your behalf. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your custom.

[gary999]

just disappear they wont be shocked

its something thats expected from the french...when the going
gets tough

[richard jagger]

You chaps are rude to Ben. Don`t worry Ben just tell the customer you want to leave the U K the cooking here is not to good. Eating out in like choking compared to french food. Do you like that one my  French friend.

[PoleKing]

You chaps are rude to Ben. Don`t worry Ben just tell the customer you want to leave the U K the cooking here is not to good. Eating out in like choking compared to french food. Do you like that one my  French friend.

French food being all brilliant.
I am a bit if a foodie.
The good food is really good but the food in general is dire.

[richard jagger]

The chefs around Hants area I think were trained at a very bad tannery.I used to work for a butcher and the chefs used to ask me how to prepare some meat dishes. Sorry mate i only eat the stuff.  Altough saying that I do have a small meat product  business that is growing by the day.We produce  South African sausage and a processed dehydrated meat call biktong( us call it jerky)is simalar not not the same.

[ben M]

You chaps are rude to Ben. Don`t worry Ben just tell the customer you want to leave the U K the cooking here is not to good. Eating out in like choking compared to french food. Do you like that one my  French friend.

yes better food in France but full of bloody French so no thank you, i prefer to stay in uk  

[AuRavelling79]

Wear a black beret, and a string of onions around your neck, and arrive at the house on a bike . . . . then cut open one of the onions, and rub it on the windows, explaining this will be the method of cleaning the windows from now on !

And just do one window and say "I'm not doing any more, that shallot".

Very funny! 

But if you're wearing that get up you could explain you have too much work on and say:-

"Oooh, Betty! I've got myself in a bit of a pickle!"

[richard jagger]

I have a second small business making biltong,boerewors and drywors(dry cured sausage) and chili meat sticks.

[Darran Pryce]

Hey Ben

What we do is one of two things. 1) put my price up. So let's say it was £15.00 to clean, I would add £4.  2) Just let the customer know you have too much work and going to give the job to your mate.  I do this and he just put's the price up and 9/10 keeps job.

Darran