[wpclean]

Wear a black beret, and a string of onions around your neck, and arrive at the house on a bike . . . . then cut open one of the onions, and rub it on the windows, explaining this will be the method of cleaning the windows from now on !

[ben M]

Wear a black beret, and a string of onions around your neck, and arrive at the house on a bike . . . . then cut open one of the onions, and rub it on the windows, explaining this will be the method of cleaning the windows from now on !

pmsl very funny mate,well done! 

[windiewasher]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

[ben M]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

too ugly for me,sorry 

[windiewasher]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

too ugly for me,sorry 

Dont worry you want to lose your custy.

[ben M]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

too ugly for me,sorry 

Dont worry you want to lose your custy.

so no need to kiss a ugly old lady then lol

[G Griffin]

Wear a black beret, and a string of onions around your neck, and arrive at the house on a bike . . . . then cut open one of the onions, and rub it on the windows, explaining this will be the method of cleaning the windows from now on !

And just do one window and say "I'm not doing any more, that shallot".

[KS Cleaning]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

Would that be a French kiss?

[G Griffin]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

Would that be a French kiss?

 

[ben M]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

Would that be a French kiss?

i don't kiss old ugly women lol but to be honest most of english women don't kiss properly  

[windiewasher]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

[ben M]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

[G Griffin]

Kiss the woman so her husband sees.

Would that be a French kiss?

i don't kiss old ugly women lol but to be honest most of english women don't kiss properly  

Is that why you kiss other blokes on both cheeks?  

[G Griffin]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

Would they be French knickers?

[ben M]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

Would they be French knickers?

French knickers can be sexy to be honest

[KS Cleaning]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

Would they be French knickers?

 
Beat me to it, great minds think alike

[G Griffin]

Just wet them and say your done using tap water and dont rinse.
Or rob her knickers off the line and knock on the door with them on your head.

Would they be French knickers?

French knickers can be sexy to be honest

Peut-etre  .
But I do find they dig into me if I have them on all day.

[Bay View WCS]

Wear a black beret, and a string of onions around your neck, and arrive at the house on a bike . . . . then cut open one of the onions, and rub it on the windows, explaining this will be the method of cleaning the windows from now on !

And just do one window and say "I'm not doing any more, that shallot".

[PoleKing]

I have a customer that i don't really enjoy doing, it's a nightmare and takes forever!
I want to 'get rid' but what can i say as i don't want to just disappear?

Many thanks

Ben

Just dump and replace with two badly priced jobs.
Or tell 'um you're French; they'll dump you  .

Seriously, explain your predicament, bump the price up and the ball's in their court.

They love me with my sexy French accent 
the price is good just don't want to do it anymore! i am busy enough

Does it sound better in your head?
Sexy-lol

apparently i have a sexy French accent,English women love it,believe me mate 

All I can think of is the policeman in 'Allo 'Allo.
(Dunno if that was aired across the water) Google it.
You'll love it.

[richard jagger]

Tell them you are leaving the U K to join there French foreign legion as you fed up with the english not wanting to fighy in Siria