no such thing
as a nice office job
Yes there is, I used to have one. My job was working in a police station in Northern Ireland collating all the relevant information from terrorist incidents where 'shorts' or 'longs' (pistols/rifles) were involved.
A week after I started a cease fire began which effectively meant I had nothing to do, work wise, but I had to stay in the post since they never knew when the cease fire's would fail.
So, I had next to no work, wore civilian clothes, had a civillianised car (a company car), worked in a building jam packed with females, and we had a great gymnasium.
That was a good office job!