[Cliff perkins]

How many off u guys jump fences to clean windows.i cleaned a new customer just before xmas and said id do her every 2 months as arranged,inwent back yesterday knocked on door no answer so got little step ladder out and jumped the fence to do back windows .
Well as i started cleaning top floor windows i sees her walk past kitchen door,i took no notice carried on and finished off,i then went and knocked after to collect payment and she still wouldnt answer the door.
I mean wtf is going on here is she just weird or what.

[steven ainger]

Skint, simples :

[Halfadaylee]

I am too old now for any form of jump 

[Cliff perkins]

I told her at start she can pay by chq and there was no rush to pay so she could have just said i will send it on,but she wouldnt even answer the door to open gate i think thats just silly.
Seems like i will have to watch this customer shes got a big house to and brand new motor so skint maybe i dunno.

[Helen]

I told her at start she can pay by chq and there was no rush to pay so she could have just said i will send it on,but she wouldnt even answer the door to open gate i think thats just silly.
Seems like i will have to watch this customer shes got a big house to and brand new motor so skint maybe i dunno.

Maybe she some contagious illness and didn't want to pass it to you
Maybe someone close to her had just passed away and she didn't feel like socialising with anyone
 Maybe she was just getting in the bath
Could have been all manner of things

[Window Washers]

I have a few customers like this, which drives me nuts, but that said they alwasy pay via cheque in the post.

She may have been ill, have a mental illness or just didnt want to speak to you.

As long as you get paid there is no harm done.

Jumping over fences we dont do, gates not a problem

[Cliff perkins]

She was dressed looked well and completely normal and even if somebody had passed away i would have taken up 20 secs of her day by telling me to go waway lol.

[elite mike]

probably on 

[Window Washers]

She was dressed looked well and completely normal and even if somebody had passed away i would have taken up 20 secs of her day by telling me to go waway lol.

just because she looked normal does not mean she was mate, you havent met my wife, she looks normal but shes a nightmare

[VSP Home Care]

She was dressed looked well and completely normal and even if somebody had passed away i would have taken up 20 secs of her day by telling me to go waway lol.

just because she looked normal does not mean she was mate, you havent met my wife, she looks normal but shes a nightmare

Quote of the day my friend 

[H S and Son]

I told her at start she can pay by chq and there was no rush to pay so she could have just said i will send it on,but she wouldnt even answer the door to open gate i think thats just silly.
Seems like i will have to watch this customer shes got a big house to and brand new motor so skint maybe i dunno.

Maybe she some contagious illness and didn't want to pass it to you
Maybe someone close to her had just passed away and she didn't feel like socialising with anyone
 Maybe she was just getting in the bath
Could have been all manner of things

I love it when Helens on here 

[H S and Son]

She was dressed looked well and completely normal and even if somebody had passed away i would have taken up 20 secs of her day by telling me to go waway lol.

just because she looked normal does not mean she was mate, you havent met my wife, she looks normal but shes a nightmare

Last time I spoke to your missus she said 'Ian! You might think he looks normal, you obviously havent seen him in my stockings'. 

[Cliff perkins]

Window washers comment did make me chuckle

[VSP Home Care]

She was dressed looked well and completely normal and even if somebody had passed away i would have taken up 20 secs of her day by telling me to go waway lol.

just because she looked normal does not mean she was mate, you havent met my wife, she looks normal but shes a nightmare

Last time I spoke to your missus she said 'Ian! You might think he looks normal, you obviously havent seen him in my stockings'. 

OK that's then second best one of the day so far    Come on chaps fork out for thermals only builders of a certain age still get away with that trick lol